Intimacy: Family affair - FML

Family affair

By Anonymous - 12/11/2009 06:27 - United States

Spicy

Today, I found out that my mother cheated on my father. It turns out she had a drunken one night stand with the manager of the restaurant that my parents own, and where I work. The same manager I have been secretly sleeping with for over six months. FML

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By bioloss - 21/06/2021 08:01 - United States - New York

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Today, I found out my mom is sleeping with my boss. My dad doesn’t know yet. FML

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By iwannagointothewoods - 13/11/2023 23:00 - Canada - Victoria

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Today, I found out that my girlfriend is cheating on me. With my mother. They were doing it for almost a year. FML

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By awkward - 27/02/2011 12:39 - Finland

Today, my mom got me a job working for the man she's cheating on my dad with. My dad doesn't know that she's cheating, and my mom doesn't know that I know. It's just awkward. FML

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By Nik - 20/02/2010 15:05 - United States

Today, I found out that my mother was having an affair with my boss "to help me keep my job" because she thought I was useless. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/06/2022 22:00

Today, I found out my mom is still cheating on my dad with her ex boyfriend from her teenage years. She was caught last year, but apparently it's still going on. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2009 08:21 - United States

Today, I went into my Moms room to look for a t-shirt. I went into her drawer and behind all of her clothes was a cell phone. Not only did I not find the t-shirt, I also found out my Mom is cheating on my Dad with someone from work and now I have to pretend like I don't know. I work there too. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2018 12:00 - United States

Spicy

Today, I learned that not only is my husband having an affair with my own mother, but my whole family knew. They were keeping it a secret from me for 3 months. FML

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By anonymous - 06/08/2015 08:33 - United States - Garden Grove

Spicy

Today, at work, the girl I've been into for the past 6 months confessed that she liked me, but also confessed she had sex with our boss. Our boss happens to be my dad. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/01/2015 19:18 - United States - Dearborn

Spicy

Today, I found out that the guy I've been sleeping with is my mom's gynecologist. FML

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By Noname - 06/02/2009 19:23 - United States

Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML

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Top comments

jonnymohio 2

Thursday 12 November 2009 15:59

Now all you need is for the manager to sleep with your dad. That would complete the "ewwww" of this post.

JassyJas 2

Thursday 12 November 2009 15:54

ewwww

Comments

pixierara 28

Friday 8 May 2015 1:52

Mayhaps if we weren't so promiscuous things like that might not happen

SandSammiches 11

Sunday 25 October 2015 23:16

That's one hell of a love triangle

xoxoblondee 31

Friday 11 December 2015 18:58

The apple doesn't **** far from the tree

Rox22_fml 13

Sunday 20 December 2015 6:34

Are you sure you are not sleeping with your biological father

TheLynx_fml 20

Friday 13 May 2016 16:54

Is your restaurant named little house of ****** ?

Shay_Shay97 23

Friday 23 September 2016 19:00

What the hell did I just read?

great_nate 26

Thursday 17 November 2016 5:52

I don't know how to answer this.

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