Miscellaneous: Family time is best time

Family time is best time

By Momlovesme - 08/08/2009 00:43 - United States

Today, I was listening to music while my grandma and mom were in the same room. I only had one headphone in. My mom, thinking I had both in, started telling my grandma how much of a "little bitch" I am. My grandma went on to say, "She's also a slut." FML

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By lady_jeni - 09/07/2009 07:29 - United States

Today, I went to see my grandmother. She has alzheimers and doesn't remember me sometimes, and today she thought I was her sister and that I was trying to steal my grandfather from her. She hit me with a cane and called me a slut. FML

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Enough is enough

By Anonymous - 19/09/2015 05:45 - Canada - Victoria

Today, I was confiding in my grandma about how lonely I am and how everything in my life seems to be falling apart. While I was in mid-sentence, she rolled her eyes and made a show of removing her hearing aid. FML

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More details please

By Grandma has no filter - 08/12/2022 15:00 - United States

Today, I listened to my grandma monologue about how if my uncle was born first, my mother (and consequently, I) would not exist. I then got to listen to her rant about what a terror he was. Let's just say I learned and heard some things I'd rather have not known. FML

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By booste - 18/10/2009 04:06 - Canada

Today, I was written up because my manager heard me insulting a customer. How did I insult her? I called her grandma. Who did I say this to? My grandma. FML

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Make it stop, please

By Anonymous - 27/09/2024 14:00 - United States

Today, I had to listen to my mom give a detailed description of her date last night to her friends via speakerphone... while I was trapped in the car with her. When I pointed out that I was still in the back seat, she scoffed and told me, "I have a sex life, deal with it." FML

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By mel - 18/01/2013 23:18 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I went to a family dinner. My grandma wasted no time calling me a slut for not wearing a dress, my dad called my police officer boyfriend a "fucking pig", and then he told my mother to "put a cock in it" when she defended me. No wonder I hardly ever visit these people. FML

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Lame

By gloria77 - 23/01/2012 23:26 - United States

Today, I took my kids to visit their grandma. At one point while playing, my youngest said "Shit!", so I admonished her. My mom snorted and told me to "stop being such a little bitch", because it will make my kids into "lame prisses like their mother." FML

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Isn't it ironic, don't you think?

By Anonymous - 06/09/2019 20:03

Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML

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By webcammistake - 17/03/2009 20:51 - United States

Today, I was on a webcam with my friend. We were joking around so I stood up and flashed her. Her grandma choose that second to walk past and look at the screen. Her grandma now thinks were lesbians and that I'm a whore. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2015 03:39 - United States - Pasadena

Today, I was on the phone with my senile grandma, when I told her I had to go because I had an appointment at the clinic. For some reason, she assumed I was talking about an abortion clinic, and started raging at me and calling me a murderer. FML

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Saturday 8 August 2009 9:22

what kind of mom would do that. that is horrible. i feel realy bad for u. sorry :(

codyxfail 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 9:24

Seriously, your relatives are shit. Or you're a bitchy ****. [:

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burgen 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 9:38

That's just rude. For obvious reasons as stated in the FML of course, but seriously, talking about someone because you think they can't hear you? Obviously your mom's a bitch too.

USMC_Marine 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 9:40

I'M SCARED OF ROCKS!! You're a bitch. I hate you.

widad_xoxo 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 9:40

Wow I'd expect your g-ma to defend you I guess not. Geez what did u do?

maybe_tomorrow 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 9:42

Ah, family love x]

Marie_Murder 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 9:42

holy shit. I would of ripped out my head phones and spazzed the **** out. parent/grandparent or not. that's messed up.

ChaosOfDarkness 0

Sunday 1 April 2012 15:49

Ike? I would have been like "I may b a ****, but at least I don't go ******* guys w/o being married to them u *****!" That's my mom. She had me b4 she married the guy who got her pregnant.

T_X_P 2

Saturday 8 August 2009 9:43

Unless you have both the mother and grandmother from Hell (possible), you should consider changing your behavior instead of whining about what close relatives think of that behavior.

curlyfriez 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 9:44

they said it because they had the hope she would hear. lol so then maybe the OP would change her ways. Anyways, sucks that you heard and you should question why your family thinks so low of you. I mean your granma calling you a ****? damnnnnnn.