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By JessicaandGhazi - 26/05/2020 20:00

Today, I told my BFF that I went to the store to buy medium shirts because I had gained some weight during coronavirus. He asked me, "What's the point in doing that when you're getting so fat, those won't even fit in 2 weeks?" FML

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By gretel - 16/09/2010 13:17 - Australia

Today, I'd finally reached my goal weight. I went into the office where my husband was, to show him the new size 8 jeans I'd bought. He responded with "I wouldn't buy any more clothes, you'll be putting the weight back on again soon." FML

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By Anonymous - 07/08/2020 23:01

Today, after losing 20 pounds, I decided to purchase new clothes. All of the clothes at the store were still too small for me. FML

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You deserved it 282

By candy - 11/02/2016 12:24 - Canada - Kitchener

Today, I greeted my boss with, "Looking good, did you lose weight?" He responded that no, he'd just purchased larger pants. FML

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You deserved it 3 994

By boyishgirl - 27/02/2015 19:14 - United States - Anchorage

Today, I got to see my best friend for the first time in months. Her first reaction was to say, "Wow, you gained a lot of weight." I actually lost a fair bit. FML

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By fatty - 07/06/2009 02:14 - United States

Today, my friend was complaining about how fat she was. To make her feel better I said, "Psh, you're not fat! In fact we're about the same weight!" She looked at me for a second, then burst into tears sobbing, "I'm fat! I'm fat!" FML

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You deserved it 10 588

Poor excuse

By worstwaytodumpagirl - 28/12/2013 22:34 - United Kingdom - Harrow

Today, my boyfriend bought me a pair of jeans. I couldn't fit into them, and he reacted to this by saying I've gotten too fat for him, and he can't be with me anymore. I took them off and saw they were a size 4. I've been a size 8 for the past 2 years, and he knows this. FML

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You deserved it 3 565

By Tuffgunsmoke - 04/02/2010 07:22 - France

Today, I was at the gym and saw an old friend. I have put on a lot of muscle in the past few months, and she said to me "Wow, you've really gotten big." Just by habit I said "You too." Turns out she's gained 45 lbs since I'd last seen her. Oops. FML

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You deserved it 31 554

By notsoskinny - 18/04/2009 16:13 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that I gained a few pounds and thought I looked fat. He replied that I looked the same and that I shouldn't worry because he likes fat girls. I never thought I was fat before this. FML

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You deserved it 18 642

How rude

By drebel - 09/03/2011 22:27 - United States

Today, I bought my fiancée a dress for her birthday. She accused me of saying she was fat, because I bought it in medium rather than small. After trying on the dress, she's now not only mad at me for buying it, but also because the dress fits perfectly. FML

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You deserved it 4 549

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By Anonymous - 09/12/2020 13:02 - United Kingdom - Milton Keynes

Today, my coworker doesn't want to go to lunch with me anymore, after I lost a load of weight in lockdown and she's still "overweight." Apparently, I've "changed, and not the same person." FML

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You deserved it 70

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 26 May 2020 20:29

He's probably right. Just go straight to the muumuu and be done with it! What's the point? We're all gonna die! When the alien archeologists try to figure out what happened, I hope they find a lot of uneaten canned beans and no uneaten chocolate chip cookie ice cream sandwiches. I could be proud of our failed species.

Sandra Fiehler-Hall 2

Tuesday 26 May 2020 20:03

What an a**hole. I would tell him he’s getting fat, see how he likes it!

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Sandra Fiehler-Hall 2

Tuesday 26 May 2020 20:03

What an a**hole. I would tell him he’s getting fat, see how he likes it!

JessicaandGhazi 13

Wednesday 27 May 2020 0:33

He is happy to be called fat or ugly or whatever. Nothing gets on his nerves 🤷‍♀️

tounces7 27

Wednesday 27 May 2020 6:24

Most guys aren't as obsessed with their appearance the way most women are.

RhymePrime 7

Tuesday 26 May 2020 20:06

but why did you specify what size you're getting? why is that relevant?

TwoBytesCarley 27

Tuesday 26 May 2020 23:12

She’s making the point that she ISN’T fat, which makes the friend’s comment even more absurd.

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 26 May 2020 20:29

spinspinsugar 12

Tuesday 26 May 2020 21:15

what were you before, an XS?

JessicaandGhazi 13

Tuesday 26 May 2020 23:38

Yes I was an XS/SM. I have always been a rather tiny person lol.

spinspinsugar 12

Wednesday 27 May 2020 0:59

lol I hear ya. I was usually a small or medium, at one bad point in life I could fit into an xs. then at another bad point I ended up a large and then I lost 30 lbs, and I'm now I'm happy and back into a medium again

guitarherogeek 22

Wednesday 27 May 2020 2:00

Ask to borrow your BFF’s clothes cause they might be big enough haha (petty revenge)

JessicaandGhazi 13

Wednesday 27 May 2020 5:34

That would be a great comeback! I should tell him that haha.

loliloveoniichan 14

Wednesday 27 May 2020 20:45

bffs are like that

BigSissy 14

Thursday 28 May 2020 6:06

Well they shouldn’t be

loliloveoniichan 14

Monday 26 July 2021 23:39

Lol dude, being best friends means being able to make comments like that because you are like bros.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Saturday 30 May 2020 20:16

You've only gained enough weight to fit into a medium? Sounds to me like you've got nothing to complain about, and if you're friend thinks that's fat, he's a big part of what's wrong with today's society.