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By arose - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I did a quick load of laundry so I would have work clothes for the week. I don't have my own dryer, so I dried them in the one in my building. After running out to my car, I came back to find that my neighborhood kids had added 6 sharpies to my clothes. Every uniform I own now has stripes. FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 666
You deserved it 3 375

Same thing different taste

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Why doesn't anyone control their little hellspawns anymore? Even my boys would know better.

claudiame 0

their parents need to pay for your stuff and u 'accidently' run their bikes over. now you're even

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And you're just as retarded for not learning how to spell. :)

Well atleast they arent ruined! They just have stripes!

ChildrenOfFilth 12

All you have to do is lay out some brownies with antifreeze added to the mix and you're problem's solved!

Ahaha, your name fits this FML well. The 'children of filth' should pay... with their lives!! Muhuhahahaha!!!!

Or, if you didn't want to KILL them, you could make laxative brownies. That way, they're miserable AND the parents will be, too.

I barely recognized my favorite poster on FML! Why'd you change yer pic? :c

Thank you for the compliment. I was playing with the new app features and wanted to show off my babies. :] I need a new face pic anyhow.

I LOVE the new pic! Too cute for words! So they are really posed like that, it's not just a cute net pic. Awwwwwww! :-)

Yep! Thanks, rebbe. It's hard to get pics of them unless they're sleeping, or in this case, veeery sleepy. They're snuggle bugs then. :] Simon's the one looking at the camera; he's the more mischieveous one. Cody's the lazy fattie.

Yeah because buying new work clothes is easy!

BrookeBabe92 0

Same thing happened to my friend, but with chocolate that came out when she washed them again, so it wasn't that bad. FYL.

******* n*#%€£s, seriously kids need punishment these days.

skyeyez9 24

If you know who the kids are, plot sweet revenge against all the little tards. If you walk past one texting, knock that phone out of their jands and stomp on it. ....oops, I tripped. Oh sorry about the phone (walk away).