Kids, Clothes, Pranks and Miscellaneous: Fashionable

Fashionable

By arose - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I did a quick load of laundry so I would have work clothes for the week. I don't have my own dryer, so I dried them in the one in my building. After running out to my car, I came back to find that my neighborhood kids had added 6 sharpies to my clothes. Every uniform I own now has stripes. FML

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You deserved it 3 375

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By Anonymous - 17/05/2019 12:18

Today, I found out that someone left an open sharpie pen in the dryer. It left pen marks on everything inside of the dryer. Not just one or two pen marks, but nearly 1,000 on each article of clothing. FML

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You deserved it 184

Laundry Day

By daqueen009 - 18/12/2020 17:04 - United States

Today, I had to do my laundry. Being too lazy to separate them into different colors, or even check the pockets of my jeans, I threw everything I own into one load. Turns out I had left a tin of lip balm in one of my pockets. My whole wardrobe is now covered in spots that won't come out. FML

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You deserved it 1 678

By Lulu - 17/09/2009 02:23 - United States

Today, I was washing some clothes in the laundry room at my apartment complex. I went back an hour later, passed my neighbor on the way in, and moved my clothes to the dryer. I just brought them back from the dryer, and all my underwear are missing. FML

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Laundry day

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, it was laundry day. After my fifth and final load, I noticed I never added any laundry detergent. FML

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You deserved it 24 954

Money for nothing

By CollegeGirl - 01/05/2009 21:15 - United States

Today, I did my laundry in my dorm. After dragging 2 hampers down 4 flights of stairs, my ID card with money on it was rejected. After dragging it back upstairs, I scrounged up enough quarters from friends. Thirty minutes after finally starting my laundry, I realized I forgot to add detergent. FML

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You deserved it 48 878

By beep_guacamole - 24/05/2009 21:49 - United States

Today, I went to the laundromat. I put a load in the dryer and walked away to check on my other load. When I came back, I saw a homeless man putting his dirty, wet underwear in the dryer with my clean clothes. FML

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You deserved it 4 627

By Synonymous_Rex - 05/01/2015 21:26 - United States - Thousand Oaks

Today, I went to gather the laundry out of the dryer. My daughter had seen my wife put bleach in the washer, so she decided that honey in the dryer would make the clothes smell sweet. She wasn't wrong, but now I have a giant ball of sticky socks and underwear. FML

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You deserved it 2 824

By embarrassed - 19/12/2014 19:24 - United States

Today, I went to the dry-cleaner's and went to get my bag of laundry from my trunk, but I ended up dropping the bag. My dirty underwear blew around the parking lot. I had to chase it all down as a bunch of people looked on. FML

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You deserved it 3 928

By Anonymous - 26/05/2019 17:15

Today, I got a call from my 14-year-old step-daughter while I was out. She'd left nail polish in her pocket when she'd tried to wash the clothes. I now have hot pink streaks on most of my work clothes. FML

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You deserved it 136

By Pickle - 06/07/2010 05:14 - United States

Today, I finally got around to doing laundry. The washing machines in my condominium building take about an hour to do a load. When I returned to throw my clothes in a dryer, I realized they were never washed in the first place. I used my card and detergent to pay for another person's laundry. FML

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You deserved it 32 120

Mirorbo 26

Wednesday 8 September 2010 12:06

Why doesn't anyone control their little hellspawns anymore? Even my boys would know better.

claudiame 0

Wednesday 8 September 2010 12:21

their parents need to pay for your stuff and u 'accidently' run their bikes over. now you're even

Comments

Swimmer248 0

Friday 10 September 2010 7:46

Tony the Tiger approves. You've finally earned you stripes ! Grrrrrrrrrrrreatt !

ijenah 0

Friday 10 September 2010 9:58

set up a security cam then show their parents or the police!!

ijenah 0

Friday 10 September 2010 10:08

set up a security cam then show their parents or the police!!

ijenah 0

Friday 10 September 2010 10:12

set up a security cam then show their parents or the police!!

Sudsmcduff96 0

Monday 13 September 2010 0:56

So... You work at Footlocker, correct?

SadinSherman 16

Thursday 4 November 2010 18:55

Sucks for you

ifmlftw 0

Friday 1 April 2011 5:00

sometimes my mom is way too hard on me. her rules make me want to do drugs just to get away. parents dont realize how harsh their rules are sometimes.