Fast and Furious

By TooQuick - 27/04/2016 12:19 - Mozambique - Maputo

Today, after a 2-hour meeting, I rushed to take an urgent dump. Unbeknownst to me, my urine was not hitting the porcelain bowl, but rather the underside of the lid. As it pooled around the pedestal, it soaked my pants, underwear, and when I stood up to button my pants, it got on my shirt too. FML
I agree, your life sucks 11 027
You deserved it 2 794

Same thing different taste

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UserError94 18

The lesson? Don't pee with an awkward meeting boner

xoxoblondee 31

Sounds like an (embarrassing) get home free pass.

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