Fast and Furious

By TooQuick - 27/04/2016 12:19 - Mozambique - Maputo

Today, after a 2-hour meeting, I rushed to take an urgent dump. Unbeknownst to me, my urine was not hitting the porcelain bowl, but rather the underside of the lid. As it pooled around the pedestal, it soaked my pants, underwear, and when I stood up to button my pants, it got on my shirt too. FML
I agree, your life sucks 11 028
You deserved it 2 795

Same thing different taste

Top comments

UserError94 18

The lesson? Don't pee with an awkward meeting boner

xoxoblondee 31

Sounds like an (embarrassing) get home free pass.

Comments

that word might be german but it makes no sense at all

Did you even read the other FML? I don't think they pissed a completely new penis out...

I'm just glad to hear I'm not the only one this has happened to

I learned that lesson when I was 5. Horrible experience. Never assume you can just let it hang. Manual control prevents this error.

Batdad: "Ben! Make sure you point it down! We don't want a repeat of last time!"

So this is why my pants keep getting wet when I sit down and take a #3 (that's a combo of 1 and 2)

Why is everyone assuming OP is a man? It can happen to a woman, trust me, I know. FYL OP

ScottyDavis 6

If it makes you feel any better this has happened to me many times but at home

As a full grown adult, I should think you would have urinating down by now