Fast and Furious
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I'm just glad to hear I'm not the only one this has happened to
I learned that lesson when I was 5. Horrible experience. Never assume you can just let it hang. Manual control prevents this error.
I'd make a urine joke but it's piss-poor
Small dick?
Batdad: "Ben! Make sure you point it down! We don't want a repeat of last time!"
So this is why my pants keep getting wet when I sit down and take a #3 (that's a combo of 1 and 2)
Why is everyone assuming OP is a man? It can happen to a woman, trust me, I know. FYL OP
As a full grown adult, I should think you would have urinating down by now
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The lesson? Don't pee with an awkward meeting boner
Sounds like an (embarrassing) get home free pass.