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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my mom bought me pepper spray in case anyone tried to "mess" with me. I put it in my purse. Later, a guy snatched my purse before I even had the chance to take out the pepper spray. FML
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cudi504 4

Next time hold it at eye level at all times

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cudi504 4

Thanks iv been working out

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georgie_sd 5

Damn, you sure know how to use a pepper spray ha !

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_Full_of_excuses 5

Sounds like your mom knew what was coming.

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Urbanchiller 0

It's awkward how you got mugged the same day you recieved the pepper spray. "Having a gun increases your chance to get shot". "Having a pepper spray increases your chance to get mugged?"

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BrotherTheo 31

On the + side, you're unharmed. They didn't bash your head in or something before taking your purse. Always a good thing eh?

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UrCapsLockOn 12

i always wandered if i can use pepper spray on food to make it taste better ..

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Dcm210 19

put a anti-rape device in your pussy,cut his dick off.

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KittahMonster 20

Don't put it in your purse. that's stupid. do what I did, get pepper spray with a key chain ring on it and take Velcro and wrap it around just above your upper part of your calf. if your not wearing tight pants no one will see it, and you can reach down and grab the pepper spray bottle and pull it right off quick. if you are wearing a jacket, don't put it on your calf, put it instead somewhere inside your jacket, again with Velcro so you can quickly pull it right off to use. Ez ~~Kittah

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adrayy 4

Unfortunately, if you live in a hot or humid climate such as Arizona, California, Maryland, Florida, etc. you probably won't be wearing long pants or a jacket. Clip it to your keys and carry your keys on your person. You won't have to waste time fumbling around with the Velcro or reattaching it every single time you go out.

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Cmdr_Shepard 17

That was a really dumb place to put your pepper spray. How are you gonna stop a guy stealing your purse?! Well at least the mugger has a new spice for his meals because pepper spray is a food product, essentially (THANK YOU BASED FOX NEWS). Also how did it take over 90 comments for someone to even make a reference to the chick from Fox News calling pepper spray a food product, essentially?! FYL.com, I am disappoint.

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