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By D-Man - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend got engaged to a coworker. I got her the job. FML

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You deserved it 4 215

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By - Moved Across the Country - 06/08/2011 06:05 - United States

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By llord - 24/08/2011 02:29 - United States

Today, I found out that my engagement ring was actually my husband's ex-fiancée's. FML

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By lebowski101 - 03/11/2011 01:45 - Canada

Today, I was invited to a party to celebrate my ex-fiancée's recent engagement. The party is at work, because my ex is also my boss. Her new fiancée is some guy she met while on a "business trip" that happened while we were still engaged. FML

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By nick - 23/08/2024 11:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, I learned of my girlfriend’s affair with her coworker. And by coworker, I mean my long-time friend, who we helped get a job at her work in the first place. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2023 00:02

Today, I found out my ex is getting married. She only left me 8 months ago. FML

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By meow - 16/07/2019 18:30

Today, I found out my boss hired literally the only person in this town who is an ex-boyfriend. I also work with my current boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2010 05:10 - Indonesia

Today, I found out my daughter has a higher paid job in the same company I work in. I also found out she is dating my boss. FML

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Doomed

By SweptWolf - 06/06/2020 23:02

Today, my fiancée handed me her engagement ring back and told me she felt like she's pressuring me into marriage, so to make me feel better about it we’re no longer engaged. On top of this, I found out she’s started talking to her ex again. FML

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Top comments

rissygrl08 6

Wednesday 8 February 2012 15:59

Crash the wedding. Do it.

qazaq 1

Wednesday 8 February 2012 16:02

Why do you care what your ex does?

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Bekll 31

Wednesday 8 February 2012 16:10

Why do you care? Should she care who you date or marry?

desireev 17

Wednesday 8 February 2012 18:26

I'd care about who my girl is dating if they left me for my coworker.

Bekll 31

Wednesday 8 February 2012 18:54

She's not his girl, it said ex.

rdwhite1986 0

Wednesday 8 February 2012 16:10

These posts are just getting more and more ghey... grow a set! FYL!

Nthabz 8

Wednesday 8 February 2012 16:12

Did you miss the 'ex-girlfriend' part of your FML?? Move on already. She obviously has...

DocBastard 38

Wednesday 8 February 2012 16:15

Does no one know how to be happy for other people? She's your EX. If you were dating her at one point, you obviously cared for her. Let her live her life, and try to be happy that she's found happiness. Then move on with your own life.

maryam8869 7

Wednesday 8 February 2012 22:16

:) nice to say

downtime 12

Thursday 9 February 2012 1:42

Agreed. If you still care about her you should be happy for her.

Minna_fml 14

Wednesday 8 February 2012 16:23

I half wonder if this is my ex posting this. After getting a job and having my boyfriend at the time treating me poorly, I dumped him and have been with a co-worker since. If it is him, please move on and be happy, too.

high_tower87 9

Wednesday 8 February 2012 16:48

LMAO. Yesterday I posted a FML about my ex girlfriend dating a co-worker at the place I got her the job, because I'm clearly not over her. Today, my ex girlfriend burned me on that thread. FML.

CadillacPimpen 6

Wednesday 8 February 2012 16:23

She sounds like a succubus, you got lucky and dodged that bullet.

ScarletBloom 14

Wednesday 8 February 2012 16:31

That made you their agent.

Pelreskovich 11

Wednesday 8 February 2012 16:36

If it didn't happen while you were still together you need to get over it. She's your ex for a reason, stop obsessing.

silentbutfunny 0

Wednesday 8 February 2012 16:38

Oh well, its over, and you shouldnt care, right? At least you helped her find a job and a husband, and therfore, you are a gentlman.

monkeywrench1 10

Wednesday 8 February 2012 16:39

Been there, done that. :( Sorry OP you can't foresee this kind of things.

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