Clothes, Cats and Animals: Febreze time

Febreze time

By catpeecathy - 14/09/2009 04:20 - United States

Today, I was looking in my laundry basket for a clean tank top to wear. As I felt around, I realized that most of my clothes were still wet after two days. After asking my mom what was wrong with the dryer, I found out that for two days my cat had been using my laundry basket as a litter box. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2011 00:45 - United States

Today, I learned that if I don't clean out the litter box everyday, my cat will resort to shitting in the laundry basket. FML

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Clever

By RyloGhyst - 12/12/2016 12:46 - United States - Killeen

Today, after putting the same load of laundry through the wash four times, I was wondering why my clothes kept smelling worse and worse. Turns out, my cat learned how to open and pee in the detergent funnel. FML

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Alas, poor Tiddles

By SonOfACatKiller - 19/09/2019 08:00 - United States - Juno

Today, my mom asked me to pull out the load of laundry she'd stuck in the dryer. Instead of clothes, I pulled out my dead cat. FML

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By nocatlover - 21/01/2010 21:40 - United States

Today, I woke up to the news that my son had put the cat in the dryer the night before. He didn't turn it on, and the cat is just fine, but now I need a new dryer so my clothes won't smell like cat urine. FML

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By Never Again - 09/08/2016 18:17 - United States - Riverhead

Today, I went to collect my clothes out of the dryer. Thinking it would be fun for my small dog, I brought her with me. I put her down and let her sniff around while I put my clean clothes in a basket. I turned around from putting more clothes in the dyer to catch her peeing in my clean clothes. FML

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By HannaMD - 26/01/2015 15:21 - Canada

Today, my cat had the bright idea of giving birth in the dryer, on top of all my new white towels. FML

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By Mel - 11/09/2018 14:30

Today, I woke up to find out my cat pissed in my laundry from last night. This includes underwear, so I had to go commando. I grabbed an old T-shirt and pants at the bottom of a drawer and left for school. Turns out the pants had a hole in the crotch and my period was due. FML

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By benji - 01/11/2011 19:02 - United States

Today, I was hurriedly doing laundry. I threw a second load in the dryer and slammed the door shut. All of a sudden, I heard scratching and whining coming from the dryer. My cat probably hates me now. FML

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By peteswentzbass - 26/01/2013 17:18 - Netherlands - Nuenen

Today, my roommate and I noticed a foul smell in our apartment. After looking around for a little while, I found that her cat had pooped on a pair of my jeans, and apparently tried to cover it up by dragging a shirt over the mess. FML

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Welcome home!

By dumb - 02/06/2009 15:33 - United States

Today, my new subletter moved in. Within 6 hours, one of my cats took a dump on her pants. I freaked out, lit some candles to hide the smell, and threw her pants in the washer. When the cycle was done, I found her cell phone at the bottom of the washing machine. FML

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jaynedoe 0

Monday 14 September 2009 16:11

this makes no sense. how did you not notice the smell immediately? cat pee is a very distinct, terrible smell.

lenasaur 0

Monday 14 September 2009 12:19

Well that ******* sucks. Just wash em again though! And next time put your clean clothes away right away ;)

Comments

Plumppotato 3

Monday 14 September 2009 22:55

hah. cat piss. epic burn.

BLiNdZoRz 3

Monday 14 September 2009 23:02

YDI for not giving your cat its own litter box.

Faminn123 0

Monday 14 September 2009 23:17

YDI... Put your clothes away instead of letting them stay in the basket next time...

Moemoemoe_fml 0

Tuesday 15 September 2009 1:11

Two words, same meaning, baby. Castrate = neuter = chop off the ballsies. The pretty words are just so that people don't 'ohh-ahh' in horror.

Moemoemoe_fml 0

Tuesday 15 September 2009 1:13

The comment was slightly confusing so I can't resist asking: I sure hope you mean that the cat peeing in your clothes happened, and not that boys were attracted to you due to you wearing clothes with your own pee in it?! LOL

sillyrabbit09 0

Tuesday 15 September 2009 1:35

I know exactly what you feel!! we are getting new carpet tommorow and my cat has been using my pom poms and my bucket of cd's as a litter box for the past 2 months!!! it ruined 40 cds 3 sets of pom poms and my karoke machine

Bob31_fml 4

Tuesday 15 September 2009 1:44

Didn't you notice your clothes smelled like cat urine? Or is your house so completely filthy that this wasn't a new smell for you?

TheKitsune 0

Tuesday 15 September 2009 2:06

Seriously? You are disgusting. I have three cats and I can smell when one of them has peed outside the litter box, especially on clothes I am WEARING! Gross.