Cats, Neighbours and Animals: Feline stalker

Feline stalker

By cat.imakittycat. - 07/04/2015 07:14 - New Zealand - New Plymouth

Today, I was outside with my two new kittens. A woman came rushing over, saying how glad she was that they were outside. She then started complaining that she had only been able to see them through the windows previously. I have no idea who she is or where she lives. FML

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You deserved it 2 481

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By ADanceWithDavos - 07/07/2014 15:59 - United Kingdom

Today, I woke up to an old lady right outside my open window, saying "Hello in there! Are you sleepy?" I was so startled that I answered her. She screamed. Turns out she's my neighbour's elderly mother, didn't know I was in there, and was talking to my cat. FML

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By catlady5569 - 27/08/2009 08:13 - United States

Today, my sister came over for a visit. I was going to surprise her with the news that I had spontaneously gotten a cat. The first thing she told me when she came in was that she ran over my neighbor's cat. None of my neighbors have cats. FML

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You deserved it 4 382

By octoberrain - 12/10/2011 15:41 - United States

Today, my upstairs neighbor was leaving the parking lot, and stopped to wave. I smiled and waved back, only to realize that she was saying goodbye to her cat, who was sitting in the window. FML

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Get back here!

By Anonymous - 14/10/2024 06:00 - United States

Today, I left my apartment window open for some fresh air. When I returned, my idiot cat was on the balcony staring at me... from my neighbor’s apartment. FML

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You deserved it 361

By Anonymous - 17/02/2013 00:43 - Finland - Helsinki

Today, I found out that my upstairs neighbor has a cat. I was blessed with this knowledge when she threw several piles of used kitty litter and cat poop over her balcony and onto my patio. FML

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You deserved it 2 182

By Anonymous - 07/06/2017 20:00 - United States - Coplay

Today, my neighbor let me know that they've been taking care of my cats while I was away, including letting them in and out of my house. I don't own a cat. FML

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You deserved it 270

Caturday surprise!

By Somebody out there on Earth - 23/03/2024 10:00 - United States

Today, the highlight of my day was going outside and finding that there were two very friendly cats right at the front door. The worst part of my day was quickly shutting the door while trying to stop my cat from charging at them. I now have scars to prove it. FML

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You deserved it 123

Cuteness overload

By Anonymous - 12/10/2009 08:22 - United States

Today, my friend asked me if I could watch her mother's cats while they go on vacation. I agreed since her house is on my way to work. When I talked to her mother, I found out she has 30-something cats. She reckons she lost count. FML

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You deserved it 3 943

By Ew. - 09/04/2012 15:22 - United Kingdom

Today, after being filled with joy after seeing my very elderly cat finally enjoying the sun in my garden, I skipped over to give her a hug. Turns out she was taking a shit. FML

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You deserved it 9 237

Box of magic

By itchy itches - 23/08/2020 05:05 - United States

Today, my neighbor brought home a box of kittens he found in the park. Instead of calling animal control, he decided to keep them. Besides the incessant meowing throughout the day and night, a massive horde of fleas decided to migrate through his light sockets and into my nice clean apartment. FML

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You deserved it 277

_kyleG_ 34

Tuesday 7 April 2015 14:45

Time to set up some security cameras

BaDumTsss_fml 23

Tuesday 7 April 2015 14:43

Run.

Comments

the_aspect 28

Tuesday 7 April 2015 14:51

Creeper 3000

iwanttogotoparis 26

Tuesday 7 April 2015 14:53

At least she's only looking at your kittens

Weirdo_Babe 13

Tuesday 7 April 2015 22:44

Yeah, till she steals them

fashionbug9880 22

Wednesday 8 April 2015 5:24

Who knows what else she's seen though.

DaEpicTaco 13

Tuesday 7 April 2015 14:55

You need to get fences and cameras

tygerarmy 35

Tuesday 7 April 2015 15:10

Guard your pussy! Don't let her pet your kitty.

PennyLane27 32

Tuesday 7 April 2015 15:12

OP, your name is great. "And I dance dance dance.And I dance dance dance."

gracehi 31

Tuesday 7 April 2015 15:16

My brother was obsessed with that song. I guess no one else has understood the reference so far.

PennyLane27 32

Tuesday 7 April 2015 18:49

Haha I watched/danced/sang it WAY too many shameful drunken freshman nights in college. I say sexy things to myself when I'm .... Dddaaaaancing PERRRRRRAVOCATIVE POSING

pikawarriors 18

Wednesday 8 April 2015 4:44

My cousin's brother and his friends are the ones who made that song! :'D

WipeHour 11

Tuesday 7 April 2015 15:19

And i meow, meow, meow, and i meow,meow,meow

ma12r 22

Tuesday 7 April 2015 15:33

Maybe she was a neighbor you've never seen? If not well then I'd keep an eye out.

thenameisfatma 23

Tuesday 7 April 2015 20:11

No matter who is she, saying that she've only seen them from windows means that she is creepy as ****

MidnaLink 33

Tuesday 7 April 2015 15:35

'Kay, yeah, that's ******* creepy as all hell!

interesting33 36

Tuesday 7 April 2015 16:06

It could be she just sees them through the window as she walks past. There is a dog near me that waits at the window whilst his family is at work and I always see him.