Cats, Neighbours and Animals: Feline stalker

Feline stalker

By cat.imakittycat. - 07/04/2015 07:14 - New Zealand - New Plymouth

Today, I was outside with my two new kittens. A woman came rushing over, saying how glad she was that they were outside. She then started complaining that she had only been able to see them through the windows previously. I have no idea who she is or where she lives. FML

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Freaked out

By ADanceWithDavos - 07/07/2014 15:59 - United Kingdom

Today, I woke up to an old lady right outside my open window, saying "Hello in there! Are you sleepy?" I was so startled that I answered her. She screamed. Turns out she's my neighbour's elderly mother, didn't know I was in there, and was talking to my cat. FML

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By catlady5569 - 27/08/2009 08:13 - United States

Today, my sister came over for a visit. I was going to surprise her with the news that I had spontaneously gotten a cat. The first thing she told me when she came in was that she ran over my neighbor's cat. None of my neighbors have cats. FML

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By octoberrain - 12/10/2011 15:41 - United States

Today, my upstairs neighbor was leaving the parking lot, and stopped to wave. I smiled and waved back, only to realize that she was saying goodbye to her cat, who was sitting in the window. FML

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Get back here!

By Anonymous - 14/10/2024 06:00 - United States

Today, I left my apartment window open for some fresh air. When I returned, my idiot cat was on the balcony staring at me... from my neighbor’s apartment. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/02/2013 00:43 - Finland - Helsinki

Today, I found out that my upstairs neighbor has a cat. I was blessed with this knowledge when she threw several piles of used kitty litter and cat poop over her balcony and onto my patio. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2017 20:00 - United States - Coplay

Today, my neighbor let me know that they've been taking care of my cats while I was away, including letting them in and out of my house. I don't own a cat. FML

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Caturday surprise!

By Somebody out there on Earth - 23/03/2024 10:00 - United States

Today, the highlight of my day was going outside and finding that there were two very friendly cats right at the front door. The worst part of my day was quickly shutting the door while trying to stop my cat from charging at them. I now have scars to prove it. FML

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Cuteness overload

By Anonymous - 12/10/2009 08:22 - United States

Today, my friend asked me if I could watch her mother's cats while they go on vacation. I agreed since her house is on my way to work. When I talked to her mother, I found out she has 30-something cats. She reckons she lost count. FML

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By Ew. - 09/04/2012 15:22 - United Kingdom

Today, after being filled with joy after seeing my very elderly cat finally enjoying the sun in my garden, I skipped over to give her a hug. Turns out she was taking a shit. FML

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Box of magic

By itchy itches - 23/08/2020 05:05 - United States

Today, my neighbor brought home a box of kittens he found in the park. Instead of calling animal control, he decided to keep them. Besides the incessant meowing throughout the day and night, a massive horde of fleas decided to migrate through his light sockets and into my nice clean apartment. FML

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_kyleG_ 34

Tuesday 7 April 2015 14:45

Time to set up some security cameras

BaDumTsss_fml 23

Tuesday 7 April 2015 14:43

Run.

Comments

seriouslygrowup 11

Tuesday 7 April 2015 16:25

Sounds like the one woman who posted a video on a dating site and started crying because she was thinking about cats... and that she REALLY likes cats...

interesting33 36

Wednesday 8 April 2015 0:10

Ha that was fake I think - she was acting :)

Sora_McKain 36

Tuesday 20 September 2016 17:10

I love cats, I love every kind of cat. I just want to hug all of them, but I can't can't hug every cat.

Bgreene_5 12

Tuesday 7 April 2015 16:41

Lock your doors

MistyKittyx 23

Tuesday 7 April 2015 16:46

That's kinda creepy O.o

Kurby14 21

Tuesday 7 April 2015 16:47

time to keep them in and lock the doors and windows. wouldn't suprise me if she tries to take them from you. be careful!

thraax 14

Tuesday 7 April 2015 16:55

I guess you could say this is cat-astrophic...

chidofrito 11

Tuesday 7 April 2015 17:03

From her car window, as she watches you.. slowly and meticulously planning every step of your demise.

cats400 16

Tuesday 7 April 2015 17:09

I have two cats that will approach anyone and let them pet them. I constantly hear how people walk past my house just to pet my friendly cats. I've seen a woman outside my window lying in my grass with my two cats surrounding her.

xLIGHTS_fml 23

Tuesday 7 April 2015 17:27

That's not creepy at all..

vikky538 28

Tuesday 7 April 2015 17:22

Ladies and gentlemen please meet the one and only kitten stalker. That must have been an awkward situation for you OP.

PennyLane27 32

Tuesday 7 April 2015 18:51

The craziest cat lady!

middlenamefrank 8

Tuesday 7 April 2015 18:00

Oh, relax. Kittens are adorable and love to sit on window sills and look out. Who wouldn't notice them?

kaet 21

Tuesday 7 April 2015 18:09

maybe she's your behind-your-house neighbor if you have one? I had a similarly creepy person say something like that and it turned out our backyards face each other. this is still creepy though.