Health and Injury: Felt that

Felt that

By jdot747 - 18/01/2009 01:48 - Canada

Today, I posted a question on a forum asking if my week-old nipple piercing would get hooked on anything easily. People assured me that it would be fine. An hour later, I had to climb over a wall to get something and in lowering myself down I forgot about it and dragged my nipple along the wall. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2022 14:00

Today, I got a nipple piercing. My girlfriend thought I was pranking her with a fake piercing, because I wouldn’t be "daft enough" to get a real one, and she yanked it off, or rather through, my nipple. Yes, it cut my poor nip in half, and I now have two nipples where once I had only one. FML

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Ouch

By Anonymous - 24/05/2014 06:08 - United States

Today, I had a spur of the moment idea to go have my nose pierced. The piercer made sure to tell me how easily the little stud could get caught or hung up. I spent all day stressing over it only to scratch my nose and rip it out. Now I have a $40 bleeding hole in my nose. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/07/2024 23:00

Today, I was setting up a rat trap at the kitchen table and had just gotten it set when my phone rang. I foolishly leaned over to grab my phone, brushed against the trap, and it snapped closed on my nipple. I wasn’t wearing a bra so that thing grabbed my nipple hard and didn’t let go. FML

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Ouchies

By pierced. - 25/06/2014 04:29 - United States - Reno

Today, I went to a seamstress to be fitted for my wedding dress and left with a pierced nipple. FML

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By anonymous - 04/08/2015 20:56 - United States - Ballwin

Today, while shaving in the shower, my mother banged on the bathroom door to tell me something, right as I went to shave under my left armpit, causing me to jump and cut open my nipple. FML

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By pinky - 06/01/2010 18:12 - United Kingdom

Today, my 5 month old son decided that my lip ring was a toy. Thinking it would be ok, I let him touch it. He got his finger caught and pulled his hand back. The lip ring is still in, but now I have a huge gaping hole in my face. FML

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By somuchhatesolittleworld - 10/05/2016 02:00 - United States - Houston

Today, I started my first training day using an MRI machine and completely forgot to remove my nipple piercings before I went in. I've never experienced a pain so vile and lingering in my life. FML

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By akieferr - 03/09/2014 02:41 - United States

Today, while undergoing the cumbersome task of screwing the tiny silver ball onto my lip piercing, I clumsily dropped it onto the counter and watched it bounce into the trash can, where it nestled snugly into a used maxi pad. FML

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How? What?

By Anonymous - 14/07/2012 14:43 - Japan - Tokyo

Today, I managed to bruise my nipple by closing an umbrella on it. The stupidity of the whole thing hurts almost as much as the injury. FML

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By MikeNick - 17/12/2011 07:59 - United States

Today, I somehow managed to slam my trumpet case closed on my nipple. FML

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Timmytwofinger 0

Thursday 5 February 2009 1:10

At least it wasn't a prince albert

juicebahx 0

Friday 6 March 2009 6:03

Shirtless? >.<

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slax0r 0

Monday 20 April 2009 4:05

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Show it anyway

InnocenceBlue 37

Tuesday 21 July 2015 17:37

You must be fun at parties, #12

TheRealStunts 27

Friday 15 April 2016 14:14

So are you.

dang_fml 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 4:41

#1 wins

tarry91 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 4:42

DAMN that hurts just reading :(

blobxmaster13 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 6:14

O MAH GAWD!! THAT SOUNDS LIKE IT HURT LIKE HELL. that i why i am not pierced anywhere at all :).

pleasebitch_fml 0

Wednesday 9 November 2011 8:46

Would you like a ribbon for this accomplishment?(: im just kidding, good for you hahah

seb12992 0

Monday 15 June 2009 3:33

Sorry but YDI. You should be more careful, or just not pierce your nipple. Honestly, why the hell would you pierce your nipple?

kaylsanders14 0

Friday 12 August 2011 5:44

cus it feels good in bed duh! geez ppl

mad_masquerade 0

Friday 17 July 2009 11:04

YDI for getting a nipple piercing in the first place, lol.

doggie3 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 12:50

YDI for getting a nipple peircing.

GrammarFailure 0

Monday 29 March 2010 14:37

YDI. Just YDI.

luciaspiano 0

Wednesday 31 March 2010 17:55

...Topless?

tchaikovsky93 0

Wednesday 25 August 2010 16:44

AHHHHHH!!!!!

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