Fetch!

By Anonymous - 23/11/2012 06:17 - United States - Oakland

Today, I saw my cat playing with one of his many toy mice. Knowing he likes to play fetch, I picked it up and threw it across the room. Upon trying to pick it up a second time, I realized that not only was it not a toy, but it was only half-dead. FML
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indielove 13

Just how realistic are his toy mice that you didn't realize that it was a real mouse.

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SnowWitney 17

He aided in the murder of Remy. Better get out of town Op before Alfredo comes after you.

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TheyCallMeDamien 17

Apparently the game of catch has real world applications for your furry friend.

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SoylentCandycorn 10

My cats tore a mouse apart and scattered its entrails all over a downstairs hall. Guess who had to clean it up.

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skullofdarkness 18

The cat! Duh! Who else?

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littlemissjayy 8

I don't know what to say except that you recover from this

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JAMSM 6

Half dead? As in dying, or as in shrodinger's mouse?

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johnny_derp 3

poor mouse. f his life.

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yeti37 16

Lifelike and lifeless Last breath for entertainment Mini is widowed

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