Fetch!

By Anonymous - 23/11/2012 06:17 - United States - Oakland

Today, I saw my cat playing with one of his many toy mice. Knowing he likes to play fetch, I picked it up and threw it across the room. Upon trying to pick it up a second time, I realized that not only was it not a toy, but it was only half-dead. FML
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indielove 13

Just how realistic are his toy mice that you didn't realize that it was a real mouse.

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heyheywaddup 7

Ew and u touched it?!??

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iOceanus 18

I hope that was rhetorical, for your sake.

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DarthVader77 9

I would like to bortow your cat: have mice problem. :)

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

Half dead Mouse: There's a dead mouse over there. Op: *leaves* Half dead Mouse: WAIT!!! ...you gonna eat that dead mouse? (yay family guy!)

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PipingMouse 14

Wait...what? Sorry didn't catch the reference in that one. Lets try again tomorrow!

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laurenlovesjb 20

Your cat plays fetch? Sounds more like a dog... Haha:) But seriously OP that's gross:/

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FalconSam1414 19

I have a cat that can sit on command, cats are cool like that. Trust me, I have two cats AND two dogs.

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duckiegirl21 10

I only voted YDI because you didn't realize it was real the first time you picked it up. Sorry, OP.

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chellyX92 8

Some higher end toys look and feel real. My cat has one now that occasionally scares my mom because if how real it looks.

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duckiegirl21 10

There's an easy solution for that: don't buy realistic looking/feeling toy mice. It'll probably save you a few bucks too. My cats don't are as long as they have nip.

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winkydog4056 16

Mouse stew for dinner?

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writergirl23 19

Just me, but does anyone else find a cat who plays fetch funny?

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