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By fmbadluck - 29/10/2020 12:01 - Dominican Republic - Santo Domingo

Today, I set a new record: two fender benders in less than 10 minutes. FML

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By fiat850 - 09/05/2020 17:00

Today, I had two accidents in my car: one when a truck drove into its rear end, the other immediately after when my own rear end released its load onto the seat. FML

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By spongebob squarepants - 28/02/2018 01:30

Today, I rear-ended someone while trying to watch my odometer hit 80,000 miles. FML

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By Pokerking98 - 16/05/2009 18:44 - United States

Today, while biking, I got into a major crash with two cars. The cars were parked. FML

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By Unlucky gal - 12/06/2017 04:00

Today, I broke my mug, windshield wiper, shower curtain, and foot, all in six hours. FML

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By Yougotmail - 17/07/2022 06:00

Today, I managed to run over my own foot with my own car. FML

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Special moment

By Anonymous - 25/10/2015 13:13 - United States - Crawfordville

Today, I was intently watching my odometer to see it change from 99,999 to 100,000 when I ran into the back of another vehicle. FML

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Driving school dropout

By Rebecca - 16/01/2012 00:36 - Canada

Today, as I was pulling into my driveway, I hit my fence. The same fence that I had repaired last week because I had run into it. FML

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By iswearicandrive - 17/12/2010 05:14 - United States

Today, I hit my boss's car. It's only my second day on the job. FML

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By Mark - 09/09/2011 04:51 - United States

Today, a car backed into mine. I thought that was pretty bad, until another car backed into me right after I'd finished taking the first guy's info. FML

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You deserved it 2 191

Road safety

By Anonymous - 03/03/2022 08:00 - United States - Nashville

Today, while driving to work, some asshole stopped sharply on the 60 mph highway because he almost hit the car in front of him. Even with maintaining my distance, and slamming on the brakes, I still ruined the front end of my car on his dented bumper. I haven't even had the car for a year, and I'm still the one at fault. FML

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Gigi Hill 6

Friday 30 October 2020 3:11

It’s a good thing you only have two bumpers!

spinspinsugar 12

Friday 30 October 2020 1:39

there's a lot of detail and back story we don't know....

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Chazzster 28

Friday 30 October 2020 0:54

One wreck in a day is an accident. Two means you are either a terrible driver or drunk or otherwise impaired.

spinspinsugar 12

Friday 30 October 2020 1:39

there's a lot of detail and back story we don't know....

Gigi Hill 6

Friday 30 October 2020 3:11

It’s a good thing you only have two bumpers!

Grizz8831 14

Friday 30 October 2020 15:21

it really leans towards YDI without any other details... I know a coworker who had his car hit 3 times in under 2 hours, once at work, once on his way home and the while parked at home... but I know way more people causing multiple accidents than being on the receiving end of them.

Jonkbaby 22

Saturday 31 October 2020 23:12

Sounds like you need to clear your mind

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