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By Sadface - 06/12/2009 17:34 - United States

Today, my 15 year-old son told me he had his first kiss. I told him how I was the same age when I had mine, and then I told him all kinds of wild stories about things I did in my childhood and college life. Truth is, I made them all up. I didn't get kissed till I was 24, and laid till I was 28. FML
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automatedeffemel 0

Why would you even lie about that? I don't understand parents that worry more about looking cool to their kids rather than being a good role model to them.

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fatherpunk 1

You didn't have to lie. Your son didn't ask you about anything. You could of said "sweet!" and moved on.

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jadetothes 0

keeping chaste? sorry, i forgot it was 1540...

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DameGreyWulf 0

I partially agree with 13 here, actually. I mean in that why the **** do people get so boohoo about waiting for it? Unless this guy was a massive loser and it was pity-kiss and pity-lay. Jesus man you were still young. Not like you were in your 80s and finally got some. Or would you rather your 15-year-old son be banging a couple girls by now? (not saying a kiss leads to that, but the man mentioned getting laid)

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knad 0

I partially agree with #13, too. Honestly though, who cares? It's sad that you think it matters that much and that you're ashamed. Main point, don't lie to your kids. That's pathetic.

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Sugarlips_xo 0

I totally agree with #13. Why would you give it up to someone you're just going to end up hating after you break up? Stupidddd.

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zach055 23

This post has inspired me to go to more parties.

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wintamint101 7

new FML: today i told my mom about my first kiss. she then proceded to tell me about hers and all the partying she did when she was in college. FML

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sports_chika 0

I agree with #3...why would you lie to your kid about that, I mean who is he going to tell that really cares? or why would he want to tell anyone? that would be one awkward subject...

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fuzzyrat1 4

YDI for feeling the need to show up your 15 year old son, OP.

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mutantcow 0

agreed. YDI for feeling the need to show up your 15 year old son, OP.

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Bansheethekilla 2

yeah the OP son is in the game at 15 the op is the one who waited

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dudeitsdanny 9

Especially because he might see your fake stories as inspiration to come up with some himself. And maybe one-up you.

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teiso_fml 0

Heh, yeah, the kid opened up to his dad and all his dad could think about was one-upping him! And he had to lie to do it!

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QuickSilv3r777 0

pfft first? more like second I bet ur whole life is ruined now huh?

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grrhelpme 12

how does that make them losers?

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automatedeffemel 0

Why would you even lie about that? I don't understand parents that worry more about looking cool to their kids rather than being a good role model to them.

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22cute 17

Me too!! Why on earth would you lie to your kud anyway? About anything? If you cannot have a trustworthy relationship and be loved just as you are by your own kid, how can you ever have a real relationship with anyone.

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Unlucky1232 20

i think the main issue is that in todays society being how it is it's an insult to be a virgin and even more of an insult to be kissless. Also OP most likely wasn't a role model, he probably wasn't kissed/laid because he couldn't get any, not because of moral/religious beliefs.

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fatherpunk 1

You didn't have to lie. Your son didn't ask you about anything. You could of said "sweet!" and moved on.

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heartlessagony 0

=_= YDI for lying. There's nothing to be ashamed of.

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maplebaby 0

i think the point is that the dad wasn't consciously WAITING to get kissed and laid...it just didn't happen.

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gsm_fml 0

Ooo dad now you've set him up to think that he has to do all sorts of wild things. He will make someone a GREAT husband now, with that kind of mentality. You idiot - you deserve it for lying and glamorizing stupid irresponsible behavior.

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jadetothes 0

erm, no they don't. some do wait, some do not we can't actually make assumptions about this because we can't possible know for sure.

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luckyducky123 0

I wouldn't say most wait, but I'm sure there are many more then we think that do wait that long. But most people give it up early either because of peer pressure or they just feel the time is right.

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pancakes_n_syrup 0

Well it's thought that most people wait, I didn't, so I'm not downgrading those that don't or anything. My main point was that the OP shouldn't be ashamed of when it happened

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onelovebabyyy 0

jons future life? i think so

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drkwlf 0

Well I'd call that parenting fail, trying to impress your ******* 15 year old when you should be teaching him some morals.

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your_face 15

Emperor_Jim, welcome to the internets. If we were all mature adults, we wouldn't be here. So don't go saying that everyone following a linguistic trend is "childish and stupid," kay? Makes you sound like a snob who pretends he's more mature than everyone around him, but isn't. You're not fooling anyone, dearie.

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Sugarlips_xo 0

Uhm not served. #12 is right.

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