Fight club

By just outdone - 31/12/2015 04:45 - United States - Turtle Lake

Today, I've been staying with my parents while I have time off from school. They got drunk and started an entire family fight because my dad made pizza and my mom is lactose intolerant. She insists my dad did it on purpose because, "he's an asshole and knows I can't eat cheese." FML
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CharismaGeek 19

Well, that's what drinking does to you. Do your best to settle the argument before things get too crazy, OP

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ShadowStarEXE 35

Run. Run like hell. Let your parents sort it out on their own. They're grown ups now.

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hkhan24 23

I bet he wouldn't have married her if he knew she couldn't "eat cheese"

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Rainbowkupkake 11

um,my boyfriends lactose intolerant....im not just going to break it off or not marry him because of one stupid thing -_-

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ChopSuey444 20

Its OP's parents. They have a child together so I'm sure he's known for a while

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PotatoesAndCake 26

What's with the " in "eat cheese"? What, you think she's lying?

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sweetbliss3 37

just stay out of this argument. nothing good can come of it. hopefully they get it together and if not just go back to school early.

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DenBriZel 31

Hey may have... More pizza for him?

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Gradask 10

Your mum should read up on lactose intolerance, she can have dairy products, that isnt THE problem. What she cant have is things lactose in it and this is something people dont understands includes in some cases snacks, crackers, candy, chicken , ham ( added for flavour in both meats) , ready made meals, cookies and a lot more . A well mature cheese has no lactose or in some cases 0.01 which only extreme cases cant have and this mean matured over 6 months and up . So she should learn to read because she cant have whey, milk sugar ( lactose), in some cases milk fat, dry milk powder in some cases, dried cheese powder ( yes added lactose in some cases) and you need to read on every thing you can eat if you can have it or not.

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ebsblackwood 16

Mozzarella cheese, which is most commonly used on pizzas, had lactose in it. Trust me, I have a bite of pizza and I have to run straight to the bathroom. I think you might need to do a bit more reading up on lactose intolerance...

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AKFusion 12

Kinda ironic that OP's mom lives in Wisconsin then, a state known for its cheese industry. But FYL for your folks holiday drama.

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corky1992 33

Eating something else for one night won't kill her. The whole house shouldn't be punished just cuz she can't eat it.

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leogachi 15

@20 That's exactly what I was thinking. Mom can't eat pizza so no one else is allowed to? **** that.

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sp00derman 23

can't she just peel the cheese off?

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Mathalamus 24

From... The pizza? I don't think you can.

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BuckNekkid 22

does everyone have to be on your mother's diet? maybe he expected her to be responsible for herself, she didn't have to eat it.

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Crimsonb312 11

You know what makes your mom even more stupid? People who are lactose intolerant can eat cheese just fine.

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starcravingmad 5

Actually, no, they can't. Not unless they take lactaid pills. However, some people have varying degrees of lactose intolerance. For example, my husband can't have milk or ice cream, but can eat some cheese just fine. I, however, can't have ANY dairy (excluding butter) without becoming violently sick.

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Sora_McKain 36

Not true at all. I can't have cheese without becoming ill.

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vikky538 28

And now you are thinking that when this holidays gonna be over.

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