By Dan - 09/11/2009 01:08 - United States

Today, I got a call from my ex asking if I could fix her computer. I brought my 7 year old son with me. On the way I told him, how I hated her, but I can't be rude. Once we get there, I say to her "it's nice to see you." My son says "but I thought you said you want her to fall off a bridge?" FML
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Luckster 0

One of the many lessons in parenthood: Children can not and WILL not keep their little traps shut!

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allmidnighteyes 10

This is when you hide CP on her hard drive

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allmidnighteyes 10

This is when you hide CP on her hard drive

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neonokku 0

You must have hated her for a reason. If it was from like 10 years ago then YDI But if it was pretty recent then it's normal somehow

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CPTobvious_fml 0

Ha! At least your son is not a pussy! Why are you going over there anyway... oh yeah that's right ... because you're nice, and you can't be rude... to the person you hate... and you need to bitch and whine about her to a 7 year old.... poor baby.... I feel bad for your son

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NeatNit 32

YDI. Everyone knows you can't trust kids with these things...

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awkward_turtles 1

If OP's son does not also belong to his ex, then they stopped dating at least 7 or 8 years ago. Unless she did something terrible which caused him to hate her so much, OP should have gotten over it after 7-8 years. And if he still hates his ex, he shouldn't be going over to her house with his 7 year old son to fix her computer.

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lebronesque73091 12

Of course a 7 year old would be completely blunt. Not sure why that is such a big deal, really.

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cacheson 41

98, there's another alternative. If he already had the son when he started dating said ex then she could be a very recent ex and not the kid's mother. People with kids do date...

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Luckster 0

One of the many lessons in parenthood: Children can not and WILL not keep their little traps shut!

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Sygonus 0

"You guys said... that, um... we did this for the show."

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CFR 0

Children: The loudest diaries in the world.

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iloveyou1266 4

Little ears have big mouths !

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iloveyou1266 4

Little ears have big mouths !

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iloveyou1266 4

Little ears have big mouths !

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iloveyou1266 4

Little ears have big mouths !

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Intellectualist 0

You are obviously an idiot. Never tell a 7 year old how you feel about a person or otherwise, ever.

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lovemyE8 0

yes, exactly! i've gotten into trouble that way myself... very embarrassing! hahahhaha!

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tinuelena 0

OMG this is made of win. I'm still laughing.

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morningwoody 0

First, why would you talk to you 7 years old son about how much you hated your ex. Second, why would you still help her if you hated her? Unless you expected to fix her pussy after fixing her computer (in front of your son). You totally deserved it !

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Luckster 0

There are people in this world who just can't say 'no' to anybody.

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jchansfan 0

Why help someone you hate? I mean, really...

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nokillnobeepbeep 0

Because he doesn't actually hate her like he tries to make himself believe. But he does want to be back with her. It wouldn't be a FML if he didn't. OP, know the difference between being cordial and being someone's bitch.

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lithiumflower 0

Yeah, uh, never say anything within a kid's range of hearing that you don't want repeated. But hey, now you know!

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StaticDown 0

Who says those things to their kids? I might have said I don't like the person, but to tell them that I wish them death thoughts... It's not nice at all... Maybe if the kid was over 13 and it was more understanding... but a 7 year old... YDI

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