Transportation: Final Destination

Final Destination

By pickuptruckblues - 17/11/2014 04:17 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, I was stopped behind a pickup truck filled with junk. I told my friend that the person should have secured the junk better, since it looked like it would fall off any minute. My friend assured me it wouldn't. Right after she said that, a large piece of plywood fell off and hit my windshield. FML

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By Anon - 06/06/2009 05:10 - United States

Today, I was driving behind a UPS truck. All of a sudden his back door opens up exposing some boxes ready to fall out. Like a good driver I speed up to drive beside him to tell him. He thought I was trying to cut him off so he accelerated. A box flies out and dents my windshield. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2019 06:26

Today, I was driving behind a tall truck when it drove through some overhanging branches. Suddenly, a huge branch fell on top of my car, leaving it scratched all over and with several dents in the roof. FML

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Emergency

By automotive glass tech - 21/01/2016 18:09 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, while I was working replacing a windshield, some jerk off hit my truck. A truck carrying 2 grand in glass. Including the windshield I was about to install. The driver gets out and says, "Sorry man, I had to text my girlfriend." FML

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By mooselord - 05/12/2013 17:41 - United States

Today, I was driving home, when a truck overtook me. Two of the Christmas trees it was carrying fell off straight into my bumper. The car behind me pulled over, but instead of seeing if I was okay, he just went to see whether or not either of the trees was in good enough shape to take home. FML

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Gunged

By Anonymous - 15/11/2024 15:00 - United States - Tulsa

Today, on my way home, a truck driver was speeding next to me and as he passed I saw his truck was the kind that takes livestock to be butchered. I was thinking that I didn’t look to see if there were animals in there. Suddenly, brown items hit my windshield. Yes, it didn’t "hit the fan," it hit my car. FML

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By metallicatime - 16/12/2011 03:16 - United States

Today, a stoplight dropped square into the bed of my pickup truck. The police think I was attempting to steal it, and my insurance won't cover the damage to my truck. There were no witnesses. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/09/2016 03:01 - Canada - Niagara Falls

Today, I just got my windshield fixed due to a rock hitting it off the highway. Just one hour later on my way home, a large stick flew off the back of a landscaping truck. My windshield is cracked again. FML.

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Stoking too close to the sun

By Anonymous - 16/11/2024 22:00 - United States

Today, I was stoked to show my new car to my friends that I pulled into the parking lot a bit too fast, attempting to look cool. I accidentally hit the curb and ended up scratching the entire front bumper on a trash can that I didn't see. Now I have a busted up bumper, and my friends will probably never let me forget it. FML

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You deserved it 711

By iross - 23/10/2009 19:19 - United States

Today, I was driving on the freeway. I shut my windows and sunroof when I started to feel heavy rain hitting me in the face and shoulder. I was confused by the rain because the sun was bright and there was blue, cloudless sky. Then I saw the large trash truck in front of me spewing "trash juice". FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2010 01:53 - United States

Today, I was loading a very large box into my hatchback. I was really struggling, and a few people walked by and laughed. Then a car pulled up and waited for the spot. There isn't a spring to hold my trunk open, so it slammed onto my head. Twice. The car honked for me to hurry up. FML

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Sonjington 20

Monday 17 November 2014 18:01

Smashing.

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Monday 17 November 2014 18:03

I always go (safely) around people with trailers or truck beds full of stuff and I never get close enough to be hit by anything that flies out of the back. My grandpa works in construction and always secures his tools and plywood, etc securely, but there are so many people who clearly don't.

Comments

DocBastard 38

Monday 17 November 2014 18:22

Since you seem to be able to predict the future, tell me what tonight's winning lottery numbers are going to be. I'll split it with you 50-50. Promise.

Dthsapprntc 23

Monday 17 November 2014 18:26

The joys of tailgating. Sorry about your bad luck OP. I always give extra space for trucks like that, a 6 to 8 second gap at least. The pickup truck driver should pay for your damages at least, drivig with that unsecured cargo and all.

Zebediabolical 39

Monday 17 November 2014 19:14

Did you read the part where it said OP was stopped?

Dthsapprntc 23

Monday 17 November 2014 20:47

So I skipped over the part about them being stop, sue me. Just change 6 to 8 seconds for 20 to 30 feet. The point was that you should leave space between you and the car in front of you. How close to that pickup truck do you think OP was in order for the plywood to hit the windshield and not just the hood?

tony1891 22

Monday 17 November 2014 18:36

don't you hate it when another persons junk hits your windshield?

darlingdollie 24

Monday 17 November 2014 19:09

Hope you're ok, op. You must be to be writing this fml. Be thankful for that at least! :)

supernerd95 17

Monday 17 November 2014 19:26

talk about jinxing... haha

grindzilla 4

Monday 17 November 2014 19:33

protect yourself from mayhem

RBW_Slave 9

Monday 17 November 2014 19:34

Hopefully you got all the insurance info or at least the plate number from the truck. The driver of the truck is 100% liable for the damages, and can be charged under the Highway Traffic Act.