Final push

By satisfied88 - 02/06/2011 14:49

Spicy
Today, I had an orgasm for the first time in almost three months. My husband was beaming, saying he had given it his all and was ecstatic that he had finally satisfied me. But to be honest, I'd remembered we had a bag of potato chips in the kitchen. FML
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doc_j 0

what in the world. a bag a chips? break it to ur husband that hes never gonna do it for you unless he cums skittles in ur mouth from now on

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khaya 9

What would you do for a bag of jelly beans?

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Drummer389000 0

what does that have to do with anything? its a random thought who cares?

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jadejazmyn 5

What is up w ppl having orgasms to the thought of food. That's just gross. Wtf!

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pike1346 3

wow. u fat kunt. bout as useless as an ahole on my elbow.

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kittykaitie 0

wait so u got horny off of potatoes?! kinky!!!:) lol fail

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EmilyFelton98 0

I never knew chips were ****** worthy...

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britnayyy 0

whats an porgasim???

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adela119 0

didnt think it was possible...

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bakbak_fml 1

I'm confused....u had an ****** at the thought of chips?

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Euronymous93 29

I ****** quicker at the thought of being caught. The weirdest shit makes you horny.

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