Final push

By satisfied88 - 02/06/2011 14:49

Spicy
Today, I had an orgasm for the first time in almost three months. My husband was beaming, saying he had given it his all and was ecstatic that he had finally satisfied me. But to be honest, I'd remembered we had a bag of potato chips in the kitchen. FML
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doc_j 0

what in the world. a bag a chips? break it to ur husband that hes never gonna do it for you unless he cums skittles in ur mouth from now on

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khaya 9

What would you do for a bag of jelly beans?

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sheethapins 13

They must have been chilli cheese fritos... ohhh ohhhhhhhh mmmmm

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notstarboard 0

Either you're just completely lying or that's really embarrassing on your part...

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danbo659 0

so your like one of those ppl who gets turned on and explodes by food..weirdo!

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misswendy_fml 0

fat people. I swear wow. I'm finally speechless.

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AmbearSweet 3

Why even post something like that? I'd be embarrassed.

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N3v43h 0

That poor dude... no wonder he was so excited!... you're wired wrong. Someone should email him to cover himself with chocolate syrup... Hopefully you can get to the bed with all that cumming... :/

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Jesska2486 0

lay off the food.

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