Roommate, Laundry and Miscellaneous: Finally

Finally

By Anonymous - 07/11/2010 00:37 - Canada

Today, I came home and saw my roommate had taken out the garbage for the first time in the three years we have lived in the same house. Unfortunately, the bag of laundry I had by the door was taken out with it as well. FML

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By jacquelle - 25/02/2010 18:12 - United States

Today, I came home to find that my roommate had done the laundry. At first, I was very appreciative. However, I wasn't so thankful when I found out she brought home the wrong basket from the laundromat. FML

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Bye bye clothes

By kmjlevesque - 03/06/2020 02:00

Today, I ran out of moving boxes so I used a few garbage bags to pack up my clothes. My new roommate decided to be helpful by putting those green garbage bags in the dumpster. It was garbage day. FML

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By Megz - 02/01/2013 17:38 - United States - Cedar Rapids

Today, my roommate of a year and good friend of several more decided to move out. When I came home from a long work shift, I found all the cupboards emptied out of everything, including all the new stuff I bought to replace what she was going to take with her. FML

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By BonGoWash - 07/02/2013 14:45 - United States - Bronxville

Today, I went to do my laundry. Having no laundry bag, I put clothes in a suitcase and headed to the basement. When my roommate saw me, she burst into tears with happiness. FML

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Nice, thanks!

By somnolence - 17/09/2016 21:20 - United States - Beaverton

Today, I wanted to take a nap after cleaning my apartment, so I put the trash outside the front door and put a note on the door for my roommate, saying, "Please take the trash out when you leave for work." When I woke up, the note was gone but the trash was still there. FML

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Give it back

By upset room mate - 18/08/2011 06:59 - United States

Today, after our old roommate left because he was too dirty for us to live with anymore, we found out that our new roommate has "borrowed" our shampoo, towel, toilet paper, liquor, without replacing them. I wish we still only had to clean up. FML

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By boogery - 26/01/2015 19:17 - United States

Today, after putting a bag of dirty laundry in the laundry room to wait for an open washer, I came back to find a "free stuff" sign on all of my expensive jeans, new towels, and favorite sweatshirts. The bag was over half empty. FML

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New or used?

By Dez Johnson - 07/03/2021 11:01

Today, I discovered that my old roommate had left a full bag of cat litter on my porch and all over my yard. FML

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By Ali - 07/07/2012 20:23 - United States - Kailua Kona

Today, I packed all my clothes in a black garbage bag, so I could easily move them to my new house. When I came back outside to load it into my car, the bag was missing, and all I could see was a garbage truck driving away with the week's trash. FML

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Last laugh

By Anonymous - 21/03/2023 18:00

Today, my ex-roommate, who decided to move out when my other roommate and I told her we didn't want a giant dresser for her dogs' clothes and stuff in the dining room, took the door knob out of the door to her former bedroom and threw some of my things in the recycling bin. FML

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FYLDeep 25

Sunday 7 November 2010 9:09

Do you keep your laundry in a garbage bag?

getonup 0

Sunday 7 November 2010 12:41

I think it's time you invested in a laundry basket or bag. It will change your life.. fact

Comments

Inspired22 11

Monday 8 November 2010 3:34

Um, it might be helpful to not put your laundry in a garbage bag next to the door? Just a thought. Your roommate still should pay some attention to what (s)he is taking out, although that is probably a little too advanced for someone taking out the trash the very first time, hehe.

brokenhelix 4

Monday 8 November 2010 12:08

who the hell keeps laundry in a garbage bag? YDI for being a cheap skate. FYL

angel55033 12

Monday 8 November 2010 13:49

that sucks, next time laundry in a basket right? lol I know I wouldn't check a trash bag for clothes, than again hopefully your roommate isn't shady and didn't steal or sell them or something I'd look into that one since clothes vs trash, you can tell the difference when you carry them

marieli_fml 0

Sunday 26 June 2011 10:27

awesome tatt!

cellur111 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 5:43

who the hell puts laundry in a garbage bag anyway lol

flyingshrimp 2

Tuesday 26 July 2011 21:12

The same thing happened to me, except I had my swimsuit in a plastic bag because it was wet and my parents threw it in the dumpster along with the trash.