Fire hose

By pissedoffandon - 06/05/2009 14:07 - United Kingdom

Today, I was taking a piss at the urinal when a fly started buzzing around my head. It started getting in my face, so I tried to swat it away. After about 10 seconds of intense swatting, I looked down to find I had pissed all over my shoes and down the front of my trousers. FML
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ForShame 0

Sorry, but YDI. If it had been a bee, this might be excusable, but not a fly.

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STVader 0

Yeah man. I've been there. Feel your pain.

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arsenalfcboy 6

In England, we call 'pants' trousers, and 'underwear' pants. Therefore, we all get an immature laugh when we hear Americans talk about pants :D

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alanmak0000 0

you should have peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed on the fly~!! =]

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Perfection_7 0

Just asking.... but how small do you have to be to piss on your own leg, I'm not judging you or anything, its just that you would have to be pretty inadequate for that to happen

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Jimboom 11

Ha ha! Don't get all pissy just because a fly made you wet yourself. :-P

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alexgisforme3 0

LOOOOOL that is so ******* funny hahahahahaha

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alexgisforme3 0

omg 54 cracked me up hahahaha

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emerald_fml 0

If it had been a bee... understandable. But if you knew it was just a fly... then YDI.

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belisama_fml 0

LMAO @ #61 and this made my night

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bigrederin 0

Typical male. "I must exert my power, rawr!!! Oh, no, I've pissed on myself. But AT LEAST I GOT THAT ******* BUG!!!!!"

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