First date, and probably the last

By DrunkGirl - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - France

Today, I went on a date with an awesome guy. I got super hammered and punched him in the face. FML
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phanotomsea 0

If you had an awesome date.. then why did you need to get super hammered? It's your own fault, so no I don't feel sorry for you.... just for him

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Narzhul 0

Man, I would love a super hammer-hand to punch my dates with.

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theunwantedone 0

Haha, "hammered," "punched." I get it xD It's a pun

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begeru 0

I went on a date with a girl. Turns out she's a hammer and punched me in the face. FML

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roisindubh 0

This happened to me once. One of the many reasons I decided to quit drinking.

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jordiepoo 0

the other day on mylifeisaverage, i saw the same post..almost. except it said last night i was on a date and got hamered and then punched in the face..

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ElvenMarth 0

I can't believe that we allow women to drink now, much less leave the house. These are the kind of people that we let vote. F our lives.

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immabe13 2

not ok #90... not ok. you are a sexist jackass. girls rule XD (yes im a guy)

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midnight10 0

the moral of this story is don't get "super hammered" because you'll probably end up doing something incredibly stupid.

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metalpunk_fml 0

Good. That's what you get for being a worthless alcoholic. And this is a waste of server space.

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Compass 0

I honestly don't remember when going out drinking was a good idea for a date. You're supposed to get to know each other better. That's the point of dating. Drinking is for going out as friends or when already together.

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