First date, and probably the last

By DrunkGirl - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - France

Today, I went on a date with an awesome guy. I got super hammered and punched him in the face. FML
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phanotomsea 0

If you had an awesome date.. then why did you need to get super hammered? It's your own fault, so no I don't feel sorry for you.... just for him

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Narzhul 0

Man, I would love a super hammer-hand to punch my dates with.

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Narzhul 0

Man, I would love a super hammer-hand to punch my dates with.

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tyhillman 0

Haha hammerhand, I want to marry a girl with one of those.

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Reyo 2

Isn't there an FML out there in the perspective of the boyfriend?

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NewEngland 0

http://www.fmylife.com/love/5758524 North Carolina and France, so not the same couple

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Skull_300 0

Wooo, a feisty one. A great candidate that I would like to give some donkey punches to while Banging her from behind! Ahh haaaa haaa!

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Rota 0

Terrible FML. You're a ******* moron.

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Aero_boy 4

Agreeeeeeeeed. What kind of date do u get hammered at anyways? I mean I always try to look good when I go on dates...

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macnamera 0

For some fellows that would make you a prime candidate for a second date.

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nomadxx7 0

If you actually read the FML in moderation it did say the "dude wants a second date because he likes that I'm crazy"

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jackkerouc9 0

Randel Graves says "Seventeen year olds nowadays are crazy. They're up for anything. They even like it when you go ass to mouth."

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Gavik 0

They change the FMLs during moderation? Da ****?

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nomadxx7 0

Actually I think that most people post their FMLs about 3 - 5 times each. I've seen duplicates but also the same FML written several different ways. I think it's to try to get the story published so the OP is making multiple versions to get one to be submitted.

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americayay 0

Clerks 2 reference. WIN.

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Zakimus 0

this one makes me sad somehow... FML has lost it's glory

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jackkerouc9 0

Your doing it wrong. He is supposed to punch you in the back of the head.

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phanotomsea 0

If you had an awesome date.. then why did you need to get super hammered? It's your own fault, so no I don't feel sorry for you.... just for him

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BlacknBlueHaHa 0

Funny shit, but get to a meeting fast!

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Chunchunchun 3

YDI for being an idiot and getting wasted on a date.

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Boulouloum 0

I like how France resumes to Nord Pas de Calais

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