First date, and probably the last

By DrunkGirl - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - France

Today, I went on a date with an awesome guy. I got super hammered and punched him in the face. FML
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You deserved it 63 373
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Top comments

phanotomsea 0

If you had an awesome date.. then why did you need to get super hammered? It's your own fault, so no I don't feel sorry for you.... just for him

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Narzhul 0

Man, I would love a super hammer-hand to punch my dates with.

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g00nie 0

if he was so "awesome", why did you feel the need to get hammered?

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invisiblerabbit 0

i thought gay people were peaceful and docile. ydi for rubbing your **** on his.

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blake116 0

sounds like hes the one that got hammered..

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yourkiddingright_fml 0

You have an alcohol problem! You may want to do something about it.

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Jessica12_fml 0

Wait a second.... a guy posted how he went on a date with a hot chick. That she got drunk. And punched him in the face... HOW RANDOM!

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GreenHacker 0

So you punch him in the face and it is **** YOUR life? lol, YDI and FHL

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LeoV_fml 0

Hey #30 correction: thats wat he gets for waking up i vagas!

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DameGreyWulf 0

I laughed, I really did. I shouldn't have... But I did. FHL, not yours

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