Weddings and Love: First date from hell

First date from hell

By lizzardbreath - 31/03/2009 10:44 - United States

Today, I went on a first date with a guy I don't know very well. He told me to dress in formal attire, so I assumed he was taking me to a nice dinner. He took me to his brother's wedding, and introduced me as "The One" to his entire family. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2023 02:00

Today, I went on a first date with a guy I met online. I arrived early and waited for him for over an hour. When he finally showed up, he was wearing the exact same outfit as me. FML

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By Angel - 13/01/2016 13:56 - United States - Charlotte

Today, the guy I'm dating took me to a dinner party at a couple's house. Halfway through dinner, I realized they were having the dinner party for the sole purpose of introducing him to their recently single daughter. FML

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By my boyfriend is a slut - 03/11/2017 04:00

Today, I took my new boyfriend to my step-sister's wedding. He knew more people there than I did, including 3 bridesmaids he used to sleep with. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2021 01:59

Today, my boyfriend introduced me as a friend to one of his friends. FML

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By Greenpuppy416 - 04/07/2020 05:02

Today, I had a date at a formal restaurant I'm well known at. My date showed up two and a half hours late with a jogging suit on, and then got mad at me for ordering, eating, and paying without him. FML

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By AlwaysAfraid - 16/10/2018 22:00

Today, I went on a date for the first time in almost a year. To keep things casual, he had a couple of his friends join. Oh and by a couple of friends, I mean a party of people from his church. I'm not religious. The date wasn't even half over before I was being preached to. FML

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By fridgemylifee - 13/08/2015 17:39 - United States

Today, I had a first date with a guy I met online. And his mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/06/2024 00:00 - United States - Macon

Today, I went on an online date. I'd spent a while getting ready and making sure I looked good. When I arrived at the café, I saw my date and approached with a smile. He stood up, looked me over, and said, "Oh, I thought you were your profile picture’s friend." Then left. FML

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By kelizabeth - 05/08/2009 18:17 - United States

Today, I went with my fiancé to meet his parents. He was really sweet the whole way there, and once we got there he introduced me as 'the girl I'm going to marry'. His parents took one look at me and said, "Are you sure?" I laughed, because I thought they were joking. They weren't. FML

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It's a trap!

By Anonymous - 21/07/2023 12:00

Today, I agreed to go to a restaurant because I hadn’t really been listening and thought everyone was planning a coworkers night out. It wasn’t until the guy who had invited me turned up at the restaurant in a suit that I realised it wasn’t a group event, I’d accidentally agreed to a date. FML

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420hiadventurer 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 21:32

Well, at least he didn't take you to HIS wedding.

aego56 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 21:25

Jesus he's crazy... Run away! And aside from it being uber forward/creepy, it's also a dickish move - A date takes only a little bit of your time... weddings can eat up a whole day!

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AliSama 17

Tuesday 31 March 2009 21:43

he probably got a lot of slack from family to marry. So to keep them from introducing him to people he would not like, he used you as a decoy.

sleepless15_p 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 21:44

good job. Try getting to know people before you date them.

AntiChrist7 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 21:48

that happens when you date almost complete strangers

notmuch 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 21:48

Or maybe he just wanted to end the family rumors about him being gay.

aykay 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 21:51

hahahah #24 ftw.

Neenertastic 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 21:53

I hope you snuck out and caught a cab. After drinking all the free booze and eating all the food you possibly could, first...that guy is whack

PureGold 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 21:53

He probably did that so his family wouldn't try to set him up with other people. Maybe he hasn't seen them in a while, and wanted them to think he'd finally gotten his act together so they wouldn't be on his case about it. Sucks you had to be the decoy though xP.