Love: First Dates

First Dates

By mildver - 20/04/2009 04:51 - Costa Rica

Today, I went to a date with a girl I thought liked me. We sat down at a restaurant, ordered some food and started talking. After 30 minutes, she said with a sigh of relief, "THANK GOD! There's my dad. Now I can leave. Bye, thanks for the dinner." The food hadn't even arrived yet. FML

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By zed - 09/09/2012 17:21 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I took a girl out to dinner. Halfway through, she sighed and asked if it was all an episode of Disaster Date. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2008 03:21 - France

Today, my first and only true date ended with the girl saying, "Thanks for dinner, I was hungry - and oh, by the way, I'm a lesbian." FML

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By tacoboy - 21/08/2009 08:06 - United States

Today, I was on a date with a girl I've had feelings for since I was 14 (I'm 22). I took her out to dinner, then to a movie that we both liked and had a few drinks afterwards. I thought it was going really well until I was driving her home and she asked to be dropped off at her boyfriend's house. FML

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By anonymous - 19/11/2016 18:35 - Canada - New Westminster

Today, I was eating lunch on my first date with a really pretty girl, when my ex shows up at the same restaurant and starts telling her how bad of a boyfriend I was. My date left. FML

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By well okay then - 20/05/2013 16:02 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I was going on a blind date with a girl. She walked up to the table, said "Nah, no thanks" and left. FML

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By steak through the heart - 18/11/2014 18:57 - United States - El Monte

Today, I went on a date. I took her out to an expensive steak house. When she was done eating, she got up, said she was married, and told me she only accepted the date because I'd be paying for it. FML

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By Jebus - 23/01/2009 13:31 - Canada

Today, I finally went on a date with the girl I'm in love with. After dinner we went to the bar for drinks and things were going great. Right up until she went home with another guy. FML

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Wait, what?

By Anonymous - 19/12/2012 01:49 - United States

Today, I was out on a dinner date when suddenly a girl walks up to us and says to my date, "Girl, you can do so much better." Hearing this, my date looks at me, nods, gets up and walks off. I still had to pay for everything. FML

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By FriendsZone - 15/05/2012 20:44 - United States

Today, the girl I've had a crush on for a year finally said she'd go out with me. On the way over to pick her up, she called me and said she couldn't go because she was going out to dinner with her ex-boyfriend to talk things over. She asked if she could use the reservations I had made. FML

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By kill the audience - 10/11/2016 17:51 - United States - Lewes

Today, I was sitting in the restaurant waiting for my blind date to come. I had sat for an hour until I finally got fed up and went to leave when at the same time the guy at the table next to me stood up to leave too. I noticed he had been sitting alone. Turns out he was my date. FML

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Juli_fml 0

Monday 20 April 2009 12:11

what a weird way to end a date. i'm so sorry.

Snow_White_fml 3

Monday 20 April 2009 12:25

What a loser leaving like that, you are better off without that kind of girl

Comments

danedo 0

Monday 20 April 2009 15:50

...? How old are you kids.

jonnymohio 2

Monday 20 April 2009 15:55

I agree with most people - 30 minutes for dinner?! Did you order appetizers? What about a salad that comes before dinner. I don't think any restaurant would leave you sitting there without bringing you at least rolls. She probably left because she got tired of waiting for food, oh.. and your personality probably had something to do with it too.

x_eyebrows 0

Monday 20 April 2009 16:05

How rude! Definitely her loss, your gain.

rukusrazor 0

Monday 20 April 2009 16:09

Uh.. her dad picked her up? How old are you guys? Dating doesn't get good til you move out the basement my friend. Relax, take your A.D.D. medication and relax.

BaldOuting 0

Monday 20 April 2009 16:24

um why did she even bother going out with you to begin with? she didn't even eat her free meal. this makes no sense.

bad_times 0

Monday 20 April 2009 17:04

that seems terribly fake. a girl wouldn't do that. If she waanted to leave really badly she would've NOT even said yes. and why the **** would she get her DAD to come pick her up!!?!