Sex, Sextoys and Intimacy: First time, last time

First time, last time

By tuggernuts - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was using a penis pump for the first time. It was awesome until it sucked my left testicle into the tube. I'll be singing soprano for a while now. FML

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chocolatepandas 2

Tuesday 17 July 2012 19:00

So that's why Justin Bieber's voice is so high...just kidding he doesn't have a penis.

banstrom17 4

Tuesday 17 July 2012 19:00

At least u didnt suck them both up!

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Nightmare998 0

Friday 20 July 2012 10:04

Now we know the dangers of these things

Nightmare998 0

Friday 20 July 2012 10:19

129 JB sucks thats all there is to it, and my voice was deeper when I was 13 than his voice is now.

michelele 0

Saturday 21 July 2012 0:00

you'll have one ball bigger than the other!!!

jasonstackhouse 10

Saturday 21 July 2012 2:41

Haha, or; a longer hanging ball than the other!

katties 27

Saturday 21 July 2012 18:49

Ouch! Don't use those things - they don't really work anyway...

shawnagreenbean1 9

Sunday 22 July 2012 8:02

Howwwww the ****...?

ThatGirl6 9

Monday 23 July 2012 9:44

lmao that's hilarious and you deserve it

HeartOfLead 24

Tuesday 24 July 2012 4:45

So there has been a rise in penis problem recently.

woeismee 1

Sunday 29 July 2012 7:33

Lololol xD

15949058 4

Tuesday 31 July 2012 15:27

Oh............. ouch............... I have never understood why there a penis pumps. Probably cause I am a 13 year old girl -.-

Jbjk 0

Saturday 4 August 2012 18:20

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