First time, last time

By tuggernuts - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

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Today, I was using a penis pump for the first time. It was awesome until it sucked my left testicle into the tube. I'll be singing soprano for a while now. FML
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chocolatepandas 2

So that's why Justin Bieber's voice is so high...just kidding he doesn't have a penis.

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tobedd 13

Omg so I read this posting the other day that the exact same thing happened to Justin Bieber. How weird and ironic is that.

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boobies15 0

haha gotta suck for you bud! ^^ Geeeet it? Yeah that's right ;) Haha

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bjf10 22

Live with what you've got, man. Crap like that will just cause you pain (of the body and the wallet)

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lordEast 6

Uh.....bust a nut dude?

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NicaLovesDisney 17

I just hate him for his quote about abortion and how "everything happens for a reason".

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kaylib7162 6

WHAT THE **** are you talking about with abortion?!?!??

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sarahbeth96 0

How the f did the fml get turned into a huge fight about Justin bieber?

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