First time?

By kelscait - 01/07/2009 22:26 - United States

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Today, I had my first kiss with this guy that I really liked. We started making out and he stopped and had this bizarre look on his face. I thought he was liking it, so I said, "You're a good kisser, you wanna go to the bedroom?" He replied with, "I'll pass, you have really bad breath". FML
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lazychilo 0

that was your first kiss and you already wanna have sex?

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jewelzgalore 0

"You're a good kisser, you wanna go to the bedroom?" That's a horrible line! YDI just for that.

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captainobvious97 0

all the ppl calling her a **** are jealous cuz they can't get laid!

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ryan_ethan 1

Gotta keep the breath fresh on a date.

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kims0706 10

So this was your first kiss and you were already offering sex?

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uglycrow 5

Is it that big of a deal to brush your teeth? And you wanna get it on right after your first kiss? How old are you? Twelve or something?

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souljacker 11

Offering sex on a first date reeks of desperation. Don't do it.

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caseykruy 4

Brush your teeth and floss and ull be in good shape maybe some mouthwash could help

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ReeMorgan11 3

The thirst is real for having your FIRST KISS.....then wantin the D. I mean goddamn

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sc3ptical 30

#172 I'm pretty sure she means her first kiss with that particular guy. And even if it was her very first kiss, that doesn't mean that she's really young. She could have just been waiting/unable to get any xD

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