Love, Intimacy, Sex, Embarrassing and Awkward: First time?

First time?

By kelscait - 01/07/2009 22:26 - United States

Today, I had my first kiss with this guy that I really liked. We started making out and he stopped and had this bizarre look on his face. I thought he was liking it, so I said, "You're a good kisser, you wanna go to the bedroom?" He replied with, "I'll pass, you have really bad breath". FML

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By banarama - 05/02/2021 07:54

Today, I found out that the person I'm seeing is a terrible kisser. I really like them, but it's awful. FML

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Crotch rot of the mouth

By Anonymous - 25/03/2024 19:00 - United Kingdom

Today, as I hadn’t showered yet, I told my boyfriend not to go down on me in case it smelled "down there." We started kissing instead, but he made a "blech" face, then went down on me anyway. Apparently my morning breath was worse than unwashed crotch. FML

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By Brittany - 18/06/2012 14:57 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were kissing. Halfway through the kiss, he rubs his tongue along all my teeth and says, "You need to brush your teeth." FML

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The Taste of Love

By Anonymous - 05/04/2020 14:00

Today, I was watching a romantic comedy at my boyfriend's house. During the make out scene, I decided to go in for a kiss. He apparently decided to belch at the same time. I could taste it. FML

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Classic move

By qyx3lmnop24 - 20/12/2014 07:33 - United States - Napa

Today, while hanging out with this guy I'm interested in, we turned and made eye contact. We were face to face and I thought he was finally going to kiss me. He decided to lick my face from chin to forehead instead. FML

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Smooth talker

By pixie - 17/02/2009 08:10 - United States

Today, I had sex for the first time with a guy. After he passionately made love to me, I turned to him and said, "You smell really good." He turned to me and said, "You don't." FML

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Halitosis

By Anonymous - 13/10/2021 20:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were making out when I asked him to go brush his teeth, since his breath stank. He went back to playing video games. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2011 07:00 - United States

Today, I started to seductively kiss my girlfriend on the neck. When I asked her if she liked it, she said, "Yes, because I don't have to smell your breath." FML

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By Achoo - 15/10/2009 07:07 - United States

Today, I was making out with a guy I really like. Midway through, he stopped and said he had to sneeze. After waiting several seconds, he said the urge went away and we kept making out. Ten seconds later, he violently sneezed in my open mouth. FML

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By shitfaced - 18/09/2015 17:30 - Netherlands - Sassenheim

Today, I kissed my girlfriend for the first time. She recoiled in horror and asked if someone had taken a shit in my mouth. FML

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lazychilo 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 9:55

that was your first kiss and you already wanna have sex?

jewelzgalore 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 9:57

"You're a good kisser, you wanna go to the bedroom?" That's a horrible line! YDI just for that.

Comments

christopherlove 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 21:47

Your breath is so bad you made a MAN turn down SEX. Jesus H. Christ.

englishmuffin 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 21:51

Jesus has a middle initial? Whoa. This I did not know!

Chfanfiction 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 22:29

Yes, because all men are horny idiots who think about nothing but sex! Hahaha, you're so clever!!!

Protegas 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 22:58

Well would you want to sleep with something that smelled bad?...

dinosaursgorawr 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 23:25

just cause she wanted to go to the bedroom does not mean she wanted to have sex! haven't you ever just made out on a bed and never had sex? geeze whats wrong with the world.. -.-

Protegas 0

Friday 3 July 2009 0:18

I agree :P

Apachefire21 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 23:34

its easy. go busy some freakin mouth wash and brush ur teeth 2 times a day... real simple. and your stupid. first kiss goes straight to sex? what the hell is your problem? little forward are we?