First time?

By kelscait - 01/07/2009 22:26 - United States

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Today, I had my first kiss with this guy that I really liked. We started making out and he stopped and had this bizarre look on his face. I thought he was liking it, so I said, "You're a good kisser, you wanna go to the bedroom?" He replied with, "I'll pass, you have really bad breath". FML
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lazychilo 0

that was your first kiss and you already wanna have sex?

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jewelzgalore 0

"You're a good kisser, you wanna go to the bedroom?" That's a horrible line! YDI just for that.

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cicilovesyou 0

omg that sux that would be like my worst nightmare haha srry about that

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cicilovesyou 0

omg that sux that would be like my worst nightmare haha srry about that

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happycloud_fml 0

Hahaha, too bad.

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slutbagg 0

who cares what people think about sex... its in our nature and i see nothing wrong with people having a good sex life unless of course your selling yourself. thats wrong. however just keep some gum on you, strawberry is best and just use it before u guys make out that way you add some of fruity fun to the makeout! :)

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roooose 6

YDI for not brushing yo teeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeethhh bbaaaaaahahahhahahahahahaaaaa

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LaylaLou_fml 0

sweetie it's ok. my boyfriend told me our 2nd kiss was awkward. stuff happens, just learn from it. and don't think you're a **** because of all these people. just carry gum and think before you say things:)

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