Love, Music and Social Media: Flashback to 2010

Flashback to 2010

By Anonymous - 24/02/2010 03:41 - United States

Today, I was chatting with a cute guy on Omegle. He seemed really friendly and interested after I had showed him a picture of me. When I mentioned that I play music, he seemed even more interested, so I gave him the link to my music Myspace. I waited patiently. He disconnected. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 613

You deserved it 26 149

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By Scumbagmemory - 22/01/2012 04:17 - United States

Today, I was texting a guy that one of my friends told me about. She gave me his number and told me about how he was deaf. Three hours into great conversation I forgot and asked him what his favorite music was. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 392

You deserved it 11 681

By DL06 - 08/04/2009 07:19 - United States

Today, I met a guy online. We talked all night long and hit it off amazingly. He told me he'd never felt that way about anyone else, and I agreed. He sent me a picture and he was gorgeous. I sent him one after he assured me he didn't care what I looked like. I haven't heard from him since. FML

I agree, your life sucks 74 508

You deserved it 12 559

By ohforchristssake - 21/09/2015 02:15 - United States - San Francisco

Today, a cute guy I recognized from one of my classes messaged me on a dating site. He wanted help with homework. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 928

You deserved it 2 155

Profile pictures

By Anonymous - 21/06/2024 00:00 - United States - Macon

Today, I went on an online date. I'd spent a while getting ready and making sure I looked good. When I arrived at the café, I saw my date and approached with a smile. He stood up, looked me over, and said, "Oh, I thought you were your profile picture’s friend." Then left. FML

I agree, your life sucks 503

You deserved it 252

Where are you?

By Anonymous - 05/09/2024 06:00 - United States - Buffalo

Today, I had a date with someone I met online. We agreed to meet at a nice restaurant. I got there early, ordered a drink, and waited. And waited. An hour later, I texted to ask where he was. His response? "I’ve been watching you from my car for the last hour. Decided you’re not my type." FML

I agree, your life sucks 620

You deserved it 103

Crossed Wires

By Anonymous - 01/03/2020 15:00

Today, while on Grindr, I saw that this guy I'm friends with and have liked for a while now had messaged me. I got all excited, just for it to be a picture of him flipping me off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 489

You deserved it 245

Nice guy

By sucksatlove - 25/07/2013 23:20 - United States - Sewell

Today, I finally worked up the courage to start a Facebook chat with a guy I really like. It went so well, and he even agreed to hang out sometime. Seconds after we finished our conversation, he changed his status to, "Desperate bitches really piss me off." FML

I agree, your life sucks 65 020

You deserved it 7 709

By jayden5 - 15/05/2009 18:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I was sitting next to this really cute guy in choir class. Trying to make conversation, I asked him what his favorite song was. He replied "Leave Me Alone". I asked him who it was by and he said, "It's not a song, I just want you to leave me alone". FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 349

You deserved it 9 280

Manic Pixie Dream Girl

By Misha - 05/06/2022 06:00

Today, I was flirting with this really attractive guy on a dating website until he became convinced I wasn't real by my pictures and bio, and stopped messaging me and reported me for spam. He was really, really cute and funny, and seemed like a great guy until then. Guess I'm too vanilla. FML

I agree, your life sucks 923

You deserved it 162

By Ellen - 26/02/2010 19:58 - Norway

Today, I was browsing a website where you can talk to strangers anonymously, when I met a guy I really hit it off with. After talking for two hours, we decided to keep in touch, just in time for me to hit the "Next Person" button by mistake. There's no way to undo it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 455

You deserved it 30 263

Feverrotes 15

Wednesday 24 February 2010 9:24

People still use myspace? Omegle? am I missing something here.....

I_am_that_guy 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 9:27

ur showing ur picture to all of us strangers right now...

Comments

CamH_fml 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 10:22

LOL anybody on Omegle is trolling. Tbh, you could have been chatting with my mates who pretend to be a hot dude from Brazil, or a sexy girl from Toronto depending on the day

imdatChic 0

Friday 6 May 2011 3:30

I was talkin to a brZilian guy on there

amatayo 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 14:25

First @sloreface your an idiot and no one listen to her. Second forget the fml and let's get back to the arguments and I though myspace kinda went out in like 2007.

kevin1873 1

Friday 26 February 2010 1:15

No, he probably blocked you :-)

leadrunner751 3

Friday 26 February 2010 7:21

ydi for using the Internet... *it's a lie, like the cake*

disgruntledyouth 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 1:30

YDI for using myspace

ceuti 7

Monday 1 March 2010 5:03

does anyone saying not to give your photo out even see that their showing everyone their pic and info on fml?? like HELLO!!!

inuyashagirl 0

Monday 12 April 2010 16:46

noobgang u look familiar. I think I no u . is ur name aviv?

cheapshoes13 0

Saturday 8 May 2010 2:22

u realise u have a display pic right?

ChocolateEclaire 0

Saturday 24 July 2010 7:23

16 I agree. I have an extremely odd, rare Hungarian last name that's rare even there, so I stick out like a sore thumb. My family is the only one in the phonebook with said last name. XP But it ends in kiss, which makes me happy. :3