Clothes, Awkward, Underwear and Miscellaneous: Flavor of the month

Flavor of the month

By potpurri_needed - 10/06/2009 17:37 - United States

Today, I was doing the laundry but couldn't tell if one basket contained dirty clothes or clean clothes. I put my head down into the basket and took a whiff to check, and smelled something strong. I looked down and noticed I had shoved my nose into my mother's dirty panties and inhaled deeply. FML

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You deserved it 60 985

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Same thing different taste

By smellsgood - 13/03/2010 19:32 - United States

Today, after finishing the laundry, I took clothes out of the dryer and took a big whiff of their delicious clean scent. That was when I noticed that my mom was watching me, and I had just smelled my dad's still-stained underwear that was on top. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 423

You deserved it 11 385

By socreepedouticanteven - 27/10/2014 00:05 - United States - Procious

Today, there was a laundry basket of my clothes sitting in my room. My dad asked me if they were clean or not. When I said I didn't know, he picked up a piece of my clothing, sniffed it, and said it smelled fine. That piece of clothing just so happened to be my underwear. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 508

You deserved it 6 168

Smell good

By Anonymous - 02/12/2019 19:00 - Australia

Today, I was doing the laundry and changing the bed sheets. I found most of my underwear under my step daughters bed, when I asked her, she said that she liked the way they smelled. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 666

You deserved it 196

By Chan - 23/01/2010 03:16 - United States

Today, I was holding my son and smelled poop so I checked his diaper, but there was nothing there. Then I realized it was my breath. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 112

You deserved it 40 572

Good smell

By smellslikeroses - 30/12/2019 05:00 - United States - Oxnard

Today, while going to the bathroom, I noticed a smell lingering. It smelled good so I kept sniffing the air. And then it hit me. My poop! My poop smelled good and I'd been sniffing and enjoying it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 671

You deserved it 1 916

The smell detective is on the case

By Anonymous - 28/01/2021 14:01 - Germany

Today, something smelled absolutely disgusting in the bathroom. Like cow shit and stinky beetles. I started sniffing around, because whatever it was, I had to find it and clean it up. That, however, proved difficult, because it turned out that smell was coming from the new soap my mom had bought. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 505

You deserved it 190

By pantydropper - 17/04/2013 19:01 - United States

Today, I grabbed a pair of pants from the dryer in a hurry, trying to make it to the bank. When I rushed in, I felt something fall down my leg. It was a pair of my mom's granny panties that had been stuck inside my jeans. I kicked them aside, hoping no one would notice. They did. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 384

You deserved it 10 681

Keep your secrets, do your own laundry

By Anonymous - 25/09/2019 22:00 - United Kingdom - Chester

Today, I found out that before my grandma washes my clothes, she smells my underwear to "make sure they're dirty." FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 555

You deserved it 266

By disgusted - 23/02/2010 18:09 - United States

Today, I went into my parents room to empty their wastebasket. Next to it and around their bed, I found tissues that were soaked in an unknown sticky substance. I had to pick them up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 453

You deserved it 3 688

By Synonymous_Rex - 05/01/2015 21:26 - United States - Thousand Oaks

Today, I went to gather the laundry out of the dryer. My daughter had seen my wife put bleach in the washer, so she decided that honey in the dryer would make the clothes smell sweet. She wasn't wrong, but now I have a giant ball of sticky socks and underwear. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 831

You deserved it 2 824

shimmyya88 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 23:07

You definitely deserve it. Why would you stick your whole head in when you can easily pick out a few pieces and check.

elfuin 0

Saturday 16 July 2011 8:25

I don't believe he was talking about poop...

Comments

tomberryboy 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 5:29

LOL,what people would do to save time you could of just asked someone,it probally smells because she had her period. Jokes Jokes.

myotherlips 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 20:53

She probably DID have something wrong down there. So much for medical confidentiality. lol.

monkey314159 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 21:02

kinky

kodi666 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 21:54

lol @ everyone who says "hot" or "kinky" etc. That was hilarious.

IAmBridgette 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 10:38

Did you vomit? I would have.

tweedledee_92 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 10:59

Reminds me of that one episode of House.

xbox_playa 0

Friday 21 August 2009 17:27

theres your dirty clothes. and eww

antonioohama 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 10:03

YDI for— A fatal exception ØE has occured. The current application will be terminated. Error code: it_stinks_too_badly_to_run_a_computer

sushi314 12

Friday 2 October 2009 0:25

Scents are particulate. That means little molecules of your mom's vag are in your nose and on your face. And in your lungs. Just thought you should know.