FML: Uncensored

By Cliché... or Touché? - 03/08/2017 02:00

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend was giving me head during the horror flick we were watching. Little did I know, my girlfriend isn't a big fan of horror films. It was during a sex scene that intensified the moment. The same sex scene from which emerged a sudden jump-scare. I now have bite marks on my penis. FML
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sugarshane007 20

58! You're such a grammar nazi!

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FlyingPie 17

This could spawn a new type of movie: Whorror

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Pensu 12

Sorry OP but you really should have seen that one coming.

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MeowZebraMeow 7

How would you not know that your girlfriend isn't a fan of horror movies? Maybe she was just pissed that you forgot and decided to seek revenge.

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Mr_Satan 11

If that's the case, then his girlfriend is a flatout bitch. There is only one reason any guy deserves his dick bitten, and that's if he's a rapist.

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MeowZebraMeow 7

84 - Or if he's, um, Satan...

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Zen_Mei 17

At the end of the day you DID get a bj

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sig4life 18

Talk about branding. You have now been claimed sir.

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AttentionSeeker 6

She was just seeing if you were paying attention to the move ;)

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