Intimacy: FML: Uncensored

FML: Uncensored

By Cliché... or Touché? - 03/08/2017 02:00

Today, my girlfriend was giving me head during the horror flick we were watching. Little did I know, my girlfriend isn't a big fan of horror films. It was during a sex scene that intensified the moment. The same sex scene from which emerged a sudden jump-scare. I now have bite marks on my penis. FML

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Jump scare

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was watching a horror movie with my girlfriend. Suddenly, the killer jumped on screen. My girlfriend screamed. I pissed myself. FML

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Stuff

By BOO! - 25/05/2019 04:00

Today, my girlfriend was giving me head. When I came, she was scared of the "stuff" that came out. FML

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SCREAM!

By nah - 10/03/2022 17:00 - United States

Today, my horror movie-obsessed girlfriend hit a new level of crazy when she asked me to dress up as Ghostface during sex. FML

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Right in the pecker

By Anonymous - 28/01/2021 23:01

Today, my girlfriend and I got into a nasty fight. After a few hours, she wanted to give me a blowjob, so I thought we weren't mad at each other anymore. Turns out she was still mad because she bit my penis. FML

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By Nick - 22/05/2018 01:30

Today, my girlfriend and I went to see a horror movie. It ended up scaring her so badly that she refused to leave our bed all night long, even to pee. I have to clean the mattress now. FML

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Scary

By xHoho - 26/11/2013 05:50 - United States - West Fargo

Today, I took my girlfriend to a scary movie, hoping I could comfort her at a scary part. Instead when a scary part came on, she reacted by throwing up all over my lap and the person in front of us. FML

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By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 09:53 - France

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job. As I reached my climax, she thought it would be funny to turn my 'weapon' against me. Boom, headshot. FML

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By Anon. - 01/03/2011 23:51 - United States

Today, my girlfriend thought it would be sexy to stick her finger up my ass during sex. I screamed like a little girl and barely managed to finish. Afterward, she said, 'Now you know how it feels.' FML

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By Anonymous - 15/08/2012 11:40 - United Kingdom - Chatham

Today, my girlfriend admitted she had a nightmare about having sex with me. FML

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By pussyface96 - 19/09/2012 09:27 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I asked a girl I like to the movies. Wanting her to lean on me and stay in my arms during the movie, I chose a horror film. I screamed like a pussy the whole time. FML

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lulubelles 33

Sunday 17 March 2013 16:07

Did you Scream?

TourettesGuyFTW 25

Sunday 17 March 2013 16:10

Painful times a-head, my friend.

Comments

ripperonis 0

Thursday 3 August 2017 2:35

LMAO HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW YOUR GIRLFRIEND DOESNT LIKE HORROR MOVIES

brentekin 9

Thursday 3 August 2017 3:40

Fermin your pain man

brentekin 9

Thursday 3 August 2017 3:40

I feel your pain man

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 3 August 2017 4:57

Why is she watching the movie instead of locking eyes with you?

RickJames 2

Thursday 3 August 2017 5:07

At least you were getting head

Joshua Benjamin 4

Thursday 3 August 2017 7:11

I'm confused. so she was blowing you but still watching the flick? I got some bad news buddy: your dick is boring and she used a more entertaining movie as an excuse to bite that shit off!