FML Uncensored

By Anonymous - 15/08/2017 06:00

Today, me and my boyfriend had sex but stopped when I felt pain downstairs. That evening he wanted me to go to the emergency room but I wanted to sleep it off. Turned out I needed surgery. One of my fallopian tubes had ripped. The sex was so rough, I got an intravenous hemorrhage. FML
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rekijan 6

Not a native speaker so I have to look up 'fallopian tubes' ... holy shit how did you manage that

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Orangebecausewhynot 4

Sounds like you've had a rough night.

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GhostFox 33

Sounds like you had some sort of preexisting condition that contributed to that occurring, since sex alone usually wouldn't be enough to cause that in a healthy individual.

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Nightbird827 15

She literally got ****** so hard she had to go to the hospital. Sounds like my type of girl

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Lobby_Bee 17

Oh wow, I didn't know that's even possible.

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fabs1171 23

Hey op, did you mean intra-abdominal haemorrhage? Bleeding into your abdominal cavity? Intravenous means into your vein. Hope you get well soon

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Breezy Conner 4

****, that shit sucks.. but how amazing was the sex before you ripped your fallopian tubes?

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GurrukWildSpeaker 3

*high fives you're boyfriend*

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GhostFox 33

I don't think he's going to be proud about that, since it could have killed OP. He's probably going to feel really guilty and shorty for a while, honestly.

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fyvaprold 11

More likely, you had ectopic pregnancy and didn't know about that.

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archertheo 15

Still... You had sex so it is kind of a win...

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PBcupcake 7

I seriously doubt it was because of sex only. most likely an underlying condition or infection

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MissMustard 20

Sounds horrific! Enjoying the term 'intravenous haemorrhage' - bleeding that happens inside (intra) of a vein (venous)..! All of us have blood coursing through our veins and trust me, that's a good thing! Appreciate that the trauma she was going through led to misremembering medical jargon. Safe recovery!

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