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By Anonymous - 28/04/2009 11:16 - United Kingdom

Today, I was eating cereal and decided to warm it up to see what it tasted like. So, using a candle in the room I placed my spoon over the flame and waited to see if it heated up. Pleased with my silly experiment, I put the spoon back in my mouth. I now can't talk because of my swollen tongue. FML

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By Eddy - 14/03/2015 03:27 - United States - Mountain Pine

Today, I decided to have cereal for breakfast. I poured the cereal in the bowl, added the milk and had a spoonful. Then I realized that my cereal was moving in the back of my mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2012 05:44 - United States

Today, I burned my nose. How? I tried sniffing a lit candle. FML

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By Username - 09/05/2011 17:23 - China

Today, I made a cup of tea at work. Whilst talking to a work mate I took a sip of the tea which I had forgotten was boiling hot and laughed at the same time, causing it to come out of my nose. I have blistered my whole mouth and even burnt my nostrils. FML

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By numbtongue - 13/03/2015 04:19 - New Zealand - Dunedin

Today, as I was trying to remove my lunch from the hot oven tray, my finger brushed against the metal for a moment, and I instinctively put it in my mouth. I burnt my tongue, on my finger. I didn't realize that was possible. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/01/2021 17:01

Today, I was using the same metal spoon to stir boiling noodles and the pasta sauce I was heating up. I decided to taste the sauce and see if it was getting warm, forgetting that the spoon was sitting in boiling water three seconds earlier. FML

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By Modeon123 - 20/10/2016 10:11 - Korea, Republic of - Seoul

Today, I was eating my lunch. When I opened my mouth to eat a spoonful of rice, a bee flew right inside my mouth. My tongue got stung. FML

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By heheheh - 22/08/2011 06:43 - Canada

Today, I burned my tongue. With a flat iron. FML

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By Frouse - 04/06/2019 16:00

Today, after getting home from work late last night and feeling lazy, I'd put my leftover dinner in the microwave, spoon and all. I wake up to find one of the kids started the microwave and it blew up because of the metal spoon. FML

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By cereal stepper - 23/10/2016 09:42

Today, I got out of my bed and immediately stepped into a half-eaten bowl of cereal. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/01/2020 01:00 - Sweden - ?ngelholm

Today, I woke up from putting my child to bed. Drowsy, I stumbled down to the kitchen to make a mug cookie. I read a recipe on my phone, and put a knob of butter in a cup to melt in the microwave. I put my phone in the microwave and turned it on for 30 seconds, and didn't realize until I smelt burning plastic.. FML

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You deserved it 916

RyanRaygun 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 20:01

Not to mention your heroin habit.

chakrabs 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 20:03

What are you, an idiot? Why wouldnt you use a microwave? I use it all the time with my cereal, its too cold sometimes and hurts my teeth. 10 seconds in the nuker is usually enough.

Comments

Ellaminnowpea 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 5:44

LULZ

_shit_happens_ 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 5:51

urrrrrrr an IDIOT.

vee_baby 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 5:56

Next time, just have oatmeal.

kkkristennnn 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 6:04

F-A-I-L

MukyDaCookie 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 6:07

This made my day, favourites for sure. Why are people being so bitchy as if they never did anything stupid in thier lives? Shit happens, people do things without thinking. Its a funny story and thats teh prupose of this site

wichitagirl87 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 6:35

lmao. wow your kind of an idiot.. I've definitely done some stupid things in my life, but never put a molten hot spoon on my tongue right after I let it burn over a candle before.. lol

thelastnerd 5

Wednesday 29 April 2009 6:39

You are clearly not as bright as that candle.

yojoeletsmakeout 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 6:49

why would you even WANT warm cereal? it sounds disgusting. and why is everyone suggesting a microwave? use a bunsen burner, of course! it would be like a candle, but a billion times more awesome. ps #43 wins. hahaha.

so_me_fml 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 7:09

I'm thinkin FYL because, Seriously, what kind of quality of life could this poor person have, if the lightbulb didn't go off BEFORE the spoon hit the tongue?! Or, if there is a little more on the front end of this story that we're not hearing about (ahem, drunken frat party), definitely wait until your kids are grown before you tell them this particular story about the good ole days. Either way, Oy!