Love and Lonely: Forever single

Forever single

By Bridget Jones? - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Wolverhampton

Today, I found out that my family has a bet on how long I will be single for. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 004

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BubbleGrunge 18

Monday 10 June 2013 18:52

Place your own bet OP!

Jea2096 11

Monday 10 June 2013 18:52

If they are betting a long time go out and prove them wrong! If they are betting a short time stay low for awhile. Nothing better than proving your family wrong!

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BabyrooKid 11

Tuesday 11 June 2013 7:27

Probably quite a while if you keep ending sentences with dangling participles. Just kidding.

shaewood 0

Tuesday 11 June 2013 7:56

If you jump from relationship to relationship with no breaks then you deserve it. If not, get out there and prove em wrong.

Theabster2000 0

Friday 14 June 2013 4:19

How did you find out?

rgcainmd 3

Saturday 15 June 2013 18:01

Don't end a sentence with a preposition and you might not end up single.

cluelesscheese 3

Thursday 20 June 2013 10:22

thats nothing! get in on that shit!!! (and do what you bet will happen).. duh

Rake 15

Sunday 19 March 2023 13:33

Now that almost 10 years past, can we finally know who won? :-)

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