Love and Lonely: Forever single

Forever single

By Bridget Jones? - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Wolverhampton

Today, I found out that my family has a bet on how long I will be single for. FML

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BubbleGrunge 18

Monday 10 June 2013 18:52

Place your own bet OP!

Jea2096 11

Monday 10 June 2013 18:52

If they are betting a long time go out and prove them wrong! If they are betting a short time stay low for awhile. Nothing better than proving your family wrong!

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rapunzel3416 28

Monday 10 June 2013 20:09

My sisters always joke with me about how I'm always single I should make them start a bet and join in on it. Sounds like fun actually.

pattayarick 8

Monday 10 June 2013 20:27

Over/under is 20 years. I've got $20 on the over

mortem 12

Monday 10 June 2013 20:47

Thats bad! my family tought i was gay.. really hurts.. i feel for you!

hellphone_fml 37

Monday 10 June 2013 20:50

16 years single right here

khaya 9

Monday 10 June 2013 21:29

10 bucks on ten more years.

BrandiLush 31

Monday 10 June 2013 21:44

Taylor Swift?

Cazz91 21

Tuesday 11 June 2013 1:52

Create a bet for them in return and reap in the rewards of satisfaction.

songtrees 8

Tuesday 11 June 2013 4:05

They should pull that money together to purchase you a grammar textbook.

GoldenGT 9

Tuesday 11 June 2013 4:50

If I found out my family had that bet going I would tell the one who has the longest bet and tell them they will become a little richer

timss4 19

Tuesday 11 June 2013 5:44

Stay single long enough and they'll forget ;)

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