Founding father

By YouAssholes - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Anaheim

Today, my band members and I were brainstorming ideas to help increase our fanbase. My drummer suggested they replace me for someone attractive. Everyone agreed and now they're trying to kick me out of the band I started. FML
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Top comments

alycion 38

Bands can be pettier then middle school girls. Amazing how a close group working towards a common goal turn on each other if things aren't perfect.

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NoFightinDestiny 9

For someone attractive? Really? Make your music attractive, fans will follow.

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nerovetsrethca 20

Remember them you started it. Wouldn't be fair if they kick you out. And I'm sure you look beautiful OP. Good voice > appereance

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SweetasCandy0609 28

I think you mean remind them not remember them.

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himada329 4

Everyone. This is the story of School of Rock!

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underthesea12 24

I guess they want to cut the dead weight! Plus girls are easier on the eyes!

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JMichael 25

If that's truly the case OP go for a solo act. You might be more successful.

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thetruerellim 6

We will make our own band with black jack and hookers... Forget the band!

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awilliams44 9

You need to stand your ground op and let them know they if they don't stop being assholes you will find better people for the band.!

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glabberfasted 16

Pfft. There are plenty of successful bands with ugly frontmen! The Rolling Stones, for example.

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synsam 4

maybe tell your band mates to make better music.

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Goblin182 26

Kick them out of the band.

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dangerTOsociety_ 5

What's the band called? Ill look you guys up!(:

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