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By iliketurtles - 24/02/2009 22:57 - United States

Today, I was pissing in a urinal and I had the urge to sneeze. Unable to hold it, I sneezed and hit my head on a metal beam supporting the urinal. In complete disarray, I had to step back from the urinal while pissing and managed to spray the floor, the wall, and the person next to me. FML
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holynemesis1208 3

anything that starts with, when i pissing in a urinal, you know it's gonna be a good story.

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drybamboo 0

Today, I was peeing in a urinal when this guy next to me decided to sneeze ...and use me as his urinal. FML

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CuzImDivine 0

ive read a LOT of these and i have never laughed this hard.....ever.... Thank you for obliterating your dignity and sharing it with us :) props.

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Jonesywins11 0

Its almist as funny as the time i was trying on a new at the store, went to pee and peed on top of the urinal and got the pee all oveer the shoes that werent mine. The guy was like wtf and i had to buy them. Fml

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DDDDDDD_fml 0

I'd lol if someone posted an FMl saying I was in the bathroom when the person next to me sneezed then started pissing on me

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king_z 0

OMG i died laughing :D

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cheese1756 0

FHL (F*** His Life)

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MikuHatsune_fml 0

Funny story wwwww Did you get the guy next to you in the face?

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lastminuteperm 0

I agree with number 1

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