Fragile

By Humaned - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Curaçao - Willemstad

Today, my school is making us take care of eggs for a teen pregnancy awareness project. Ever since we got the eggs, I've had nightmares… and people wonder why I don't want kids. FML
I agree, your life sucks 17 678
You deserved it 1 839
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Top comments

Martine624 23

Eggcellent choice- kids are not for everyone, and that's totally okay. I hope you make it through the assignment OP!

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crudeandrudeguy 29

Pretty accurate class, real children give you nightmares too. Lol

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TheNoNameGuy 20

Uh... First...

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grajax 24

Well... I guess it's an effective method to help stop teen pregnancy?

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crudeandrudeguy 29

Pretty accurate class, real children give you nightmares too. Lol

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Martine624 23

Eggcellent choice- kids are not for everyone, and that's totally okay. I hope you make it through the assignment OP!

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TheNoNameGuy 20

I said similar to this, got flagged for spam. It was the first comment too

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TheNoNameGuy 20

That's Eggcellent. I got flagged the first time.

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hannah_dl 11

That's kinda pathetic. Stick to your username #6 and stop trying to "be" someone with those dumb "first" comments.

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crudeandrudeguy 29

That's why I love Alan, he doesn't just moderate comments that are inappropriate. He tries to keep the intelligence level a little higher than normal

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Sirin_fml 46

Oh don't go and say that, 51. I'd only just broken his self-esteem, then you come along like some kind of guardian angel. You're going on my list.

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TheNoNameGuy 20

What list. And my self esteem wasn't broken. Who are you talking to

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Mightyrif 23

Wait till you take care of the Infant Simulator. Utter torture.

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noisyboy4000 23

It's the pressure behind protecting and caring for the egg that's leading to the stress-induced nightmares. Op clearly doesn't want to handle that kind of responsibility now or in the future

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Mathalamus 24

what kind of an egg is it? the standard chicken egg?

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Mathalamus 24

Well, I know it was stupid question, but there are many eggs that are relativity easy to care for...

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abhig 14

Next tym tell them.. Whenever i see u, i am afraid of kids

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