Weird, TV shows and Love: Freak

Freak

By micahmatt - 26/08/2009 07:09 - United States

Today, I found out why my 20 year-old girlfriend broke up with me. She was building everything she did to match her favorite TV show. The main character left her boyfriend in the exact way she left me. And the breakup email she sent me contained monologue from the TV show, word for word. FML

I agree, your life sucks 72 454

You deserved it 5 051

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By Bakerman - 04/06/2024 03:00 - United States

Today, I decided to break up with my girlfriend. I sat her down and gave her the speech. She broke down in tears and said, “Why does every guy always abandon me? Why am I never good enough?” I felt so bad for her that I took back the breakup and we’re still together now. FML

I agree, your life sucks 166

You deserved it 746

By .... - 24/12/2013 02:48 - United States - Modesto

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 079

You deserved it 3 736

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By heartbrokenl12453 - 27/10/2019 12:00

Today, my girlfriend decided that the best place to break up with me was during a movie about two couples breaking up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 622

You deserved it 147

By SadDaenerys - 13/07/2016 20:13

Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me because I finished the Game of Thrones books before he could finish the TV show. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 446

You deserved it 1 405

By Alone - 06/05/2013 14:24 - United States - Chapel Hill

Today, my girlfriend found a letter I'd written to myself for moral support while we were broken up, in which I explained why we would never work out. Apparently I made a convincing argument. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 284

You deserved it 37 906

By Anonymous - 07/04/2018 15:00

Today, my girlfriend did the whole "break up with your boyfriend and kick him out of the house" thing from the movies. Except it's my house. She kept my stuff. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 339

You deserved it 633

By socialix - 19/04/2015 01:03 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend with a serenade. After I finished, she told me she'd come over to tell me she'd found someone else and wanted to break up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 723

You deserved it 3 423

By Anonymous - 13/05/2015 17:20 - Canada - Qu?bec

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 950

You deserved it 2 774

By Anonymous - 22/04/2009 20:15 - Canada

Today, as soon as I got home, my girlfriend was waiting for me at the door. She told me she was breaking up with me, the reason? She found a girl's shirt in my closet and that she didn't need a cheating boyfriend. That shirt was mine. FML

I agree, your life sucks 62 440

You deserved it 12 486

By loser - 01/03/2009 00:22 - United States

Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML

I agree, your life sucks 368 614

You deserved it 32 755

wtfismyfml 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 15:57

maybe it was a good thing she broke up with you.

mollysewalk 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 15:58

what TV show?

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BeccaBek 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 17:37

You better keep tabs on the show.....just in case the main character decides to stalk and kill her ex! :P

Frenz 0

Monday 28 December 2009 3:21

Maybe in the show, the ex-boyfriend will snap and kill the girlfriend and her new guy. I'd like to see psycho girl try to set this up.

Lucky_strike_fml 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 17:41

omg she's crazy. but ..what show was it? :D:D

twinklebells 2

Wednesday 26 August 2009 17:43

and she's 20?! lol.

moonlight_daze 8

Wednesday 26 August 2009 18:13

I know, right?

letitbe56 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 17:44

You are better off without her. Your life rocks, OP.

Kajay1978 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 17:48

Shes a ****** dirty teat ****!

victorgrego 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 17:48

Seriously dude, you lucked out there. Avoid that ticking time bomb from now on.

ashleeee 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 17:55

AHAHAH shes coool ! may i please know what this show was ?!?!

greeneyed_devil 0

Friday 28 August 2009 23:46

you do realize how crazy you sound saying how cool it is right 55?

letitbe56 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 17:57

This actually reminds me of the FML where the guy's girlfriend talks about the SatC characters as if they were her real friends.

sublime93 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 18:00

Hey, be thankful the girl in the tv show didn't kill her boyfriend

Sunako_fml 9

Wednesday 26 August 2009 18:03

3 words: Total drama queen.

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Today, during dinner, my mom told my dad and me in great detail about the "awesome" new cosmetic surgery idea she just had: constructing earlobes for lobeless ears, using skin taken from women's labia. I was forced to sit through this until I finished my plate. FML

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Today, I found out that my husband only dated me because I look like what he thought the daughter he had with his first wife might look like when she's grown up. FML

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You deserved it 194

Today, at age 18, I am now the guardian of my sister's 10-month-old and 4-year-old. Why? She decided to "work on her" and enlist in the army. Guess that means no college for me for the next year. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 627

You deserved it 342

Today, I took my girlfriend to a scary movie, hoping I could comfort her at a scary part. Instead when a scary part came on, she reacted by throwing up all over my lap and the person in front of us. FML

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You deserved it 8 729

Freak

Same thing different taste

Let me out of here

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