Music, Insects, Scary and Miscellaneous: Freaked out

Freaked out

By toazt - 10/10/2010 08:45 - United States

Today, after my marching band's performance, the girls had to change out of our uniforms in a very dark school bathroom. Someone turned on the lights and I realized that more than a dozen roaches had crawled into my skinny jeans. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/11/2021 14:00 - New Zealand

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to go pee. While in the bathroom, I felt something move inside my shirt but just ignored it, thinking it was my shirt brushing on something. Something moved again. I ripped my shirt off to reveal a massive cockroach inside my shirt. FML

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By asdfghjkl - 10/02/2010 19:20 - United States

Today, after getting home from school, I realized I'd tucked my shirt into my underwear this morning. I'm fairly certain everyone got a good look at my lime green underwear. FML

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By DesperateBich - 28/11/2018 14:00

Today, I was in band rehearsing for a big concert coming up. Since the band was practicing with the orchestra and there weren’t enough seats, we had to stand. My back was facing everyone when my friend tapped me on the shoulder and pointed to my ass. I got my period and everyone saw the stain. FML

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By pantydropper - 17/04/2013 19:01 - United States

Today, I grabbed a pair of pants from the dryer in a hurry, trying to make it to the bank. When I rushed in, I felt something fall down my leg. It was a pair of my mom's granny panties that had been stuck inside my jeans. I kicked them aside, hoping no one would notice. They did. FML

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By Cindy - 20/10/2023 09:30

Today, some girls followed me into the girls room at school. Once I got into the stall, one snuck up on me from the next stall over and grabbed my arms. The others grabbed and took my pants and panties, which were around my ankles. They ran off and left me in there for hours, bottomless. I never got my clothes back. FML

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By Whyis Dremora - 30/09/2018 15:00 - United States - San Marcos

Today, I was abruptly woken by a scratching at my butthole that felt like a spider with a million legs. I've never leapt out of bed so fast. When my partner shined a light on the bed, we discovered it was a cockroach. FML

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By NoName - 03/12/2009 19:20 - United States

Today, we had my school musical. The girls have to wear long skirts. I had a thong on, and while we were dancing the guy behind me stepped on my skirt. It fell to my ankles... the whole audience saw my ass. FML

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By shortiem - 06/03/2010 05:14 - United States

Today, my dorm had a mandatory meeting about body image. I went to the meeting and left feeling all good about myself. As soon as I got back to my room, my favorite jeans ripped right across my butt. FML

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By full moon - 08/09/2016 02:37 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, it was the first day of school, and I split my pants. In a full class. While on a stage. I'm the teacher, and I wasn't wearing underwear. FML

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By Rissa Warrington - 09/03/2012 08:30 - Canada

Today, I was walking to the bus in my favorite jeans, and I felt a uncontrollable itch in my leg. I scratched and it went away, but then I felt something moving on my leg. I hadn't worn my jeans in so long that a spider had decided to make it a nest. FML

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Sunday 10 October 2010 16:22

Must be one ghetto-ass school.

karmaslave 5

Sunday 10 October 2010 16:06

Were you wearing them?

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skydrifter 0

Friday 5 November 2010 17:47

this fml turns me on so much

puppy12223 0

Tuesday 18 January 2011 0:34

ha ha ik how u feel i always have to change on an over crouded school bus

viola4321 0

Sunday 23 January 2011 16:46

umm, youre supposed to wear clothes under your uniform... why were you changing?...

JGirl113 6

Sunday 30 January 2011 5:02

I'm in marching band, but never was allowed into any of the schools. we always change in the bus. and what school has roaches in it?

RAGEEEE 0

Monday 2 May 2011 3:58

that sucks so bad :( knowing myself about stressful marching band performances. that's got to be the last thing you need

bandgeek7 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 0:12

I found a spider in my uniform once0.0 it was the worst moment of my life

Maggiepeanut 0

Saturday 11 June 2011 19:40

Just be happy you get to change in a bathroom. We get to change on the bus with stuff EVERYWHERE for our marching band.

OB1CanBlowMe 3

Thursday 14 July 2011 7:55

we do u clean ur self???

cyrusyoman 5

Thursday 25 August 2011 17:49

Are you hot?

stevenmx86 7

Thursday 2 February 2012 4:51

Ydi for wearing skinny jeans

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