Music, Insects, Scary and Miscellaneous: Freaked out

Freaked out

By toazt - 10/10/2010 08:45 - United States

Today, after my marching band's performance, the girls had to change out of our uniforms in a very dark school bathroom. Someone turned on the lights and I realized that more than a dozen roaches had crawled into my skinny jeans. FML

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By NoName - 03/12/2009 19:20 - United States

Today, we had my school musical. The girls have to wear long skirts. I had a thong on, and while we were dancing the guy behind me stepped on my skirt. It fell to my ankles... the whole audience saw my ass. FML

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By shortiem - 06/03/2010 05:14 - United States

Today, my dorm had a mandatory meeting about body image. I went to the meeting and left feeling all good about myself. As soon as I got back to my room, my favorite jeans ripped right across my butt. FML

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By full moon - 08/09/2016 02:37 - Canada - Ottawa

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By Rissa Warrington - 09/03/2012 08:30 - Canada

Today, I was walking to the bus in my favorite jeans, and I felt a uncontrollable itch in my leg. I scratched and it went away, but then I felt something moving on my leg. I hadn't worn my jeans in so long that a spider had decided to make it a nest. FML

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Sunday 10 October 2010 16:22

Must be one ghetto-ass school.

karmaslave 5

Sunday 10 October 2010 16:06

Were you wearing them?

Comments

Bex123 0

Monday 11 October 2010 5:12

that's seriously so gross. you should sue

lollipopXx 0

Monday 11 October 2010 6:06

eewww!! I hate roaches! I would have thrown the jeans across the room screaming and would just stay in uniform.

tiffyxmac 0

Monday 11 October 2010 6:13

Wow. I would have cried. I hate hate HATE roaches. FYL lol

Nyc__Princess 0

Monday 11 October 2010 8:16

Burn them ! immediately ! before you have hundreds of baby roaches crawling all over your body. Ugh.

jenchen 0

Monday 11 October 2010 9:02

There are alot of posts from marching band people nowadays ...

Bree_1216 0

Monday 11 October 2010 9:25

Marching band is awesome:D bt yeah i dont know what school ur were in for there to be roaches is the restroom O.o we normally change in the buss bcus we wear showts under the uniform..no need for restrooms xD