Music, Insects, Scary and Miscellaneous: Freaked out

Freaked out

By toazt - 10/10/2010 08:45 - United States

Today, after my marching band's performance, the girls had to change out of our uniforms in a very dark school bathroom. Someone turned on the lights and I realized that more than a dozen roaches had crawled into my skinny jeans. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/11/2021 14:00 - New Zealand

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By asdfghjkl - 10/02/2010 19:20 - United States

Today, after getting home from school, I realized I'd tucked my shirt into my underwear this morning. I'm fairly certain everyone got a good look at my lime green underwear. FML

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By DesperateBich - 28/11/2018 14:00

Today, I was in band rehearsing for a big concert coming up. Since the band was practicing with the orchestra and there weren’t enough seats, we had to stand. My back was facing everyone when my friend tapped me on the shoulder and pointed to my ass. I got my period and everyone saw the stain. FML

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By pantydropper - 17/04/2013 19:01 - United States

Today, I grabbed a pair of pants from the dryer in a hurry, trying to make it to the bank. When I rushed in, I felt something fall down my leg. It was a pair of my mom's granny panties that had been stuck inside my jeans. I kicked them aside, hoping no one would notice. They did. FML

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By Cindy - 20/10/2023 09:30

Today, some girls followed me into the girls room at school. Once I got into the stall, one snuck up on me from the next stall over and grabbed my arms. The others grabbed and took my pants and panties, which were around my ankles. They ran off and left me in there for hours, bottomless. I never got my clothes back. FML

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By Whyis Dremora - 30/09/2018 15:00 - United States - San Marcos

Today, I was abruptly woken by a scratching at my butthole that felt like a spider with a million legs. I've never leapt out of bed so fast. When my partner shined a light on the bed, we discovered it was a cockroach. FML

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By NoName - 03/12/2009 19:20 - United States

Today, we had my school musical. The girls have to wear long skirts. I had a thong on, and while we were dancing the guy behind me stepped on my skirt. It fell to my ankles... the whole audience saw my ass. FML

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By shortiem - 06/03/2010 05:14 - United States

Today, my dorm had a mandatory meeting about body image. I went to the meeting and left feeling all good about myself. As soon as I got back to my room, my favorite jeans ripped right across my butt. FML

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By full moon - 08/09/2016 02:37 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, it was the first day of school, and I split my pants. In a full class. While on a stage. I'm the teacher, and I wasn't wearing underwear. FML

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By Rissa Warrington - 09/03/2012 08:30 - Canada

Today, I was walking to the bus in my favorite jeans, and I felt a uncontrollable itch in my leg. I scratched and it went away, but then I felt something moving on my leg. I hadn't worn my jeans in so long that a spider had decided to make it a nest. FML

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Sunday 10 October 2010 16:22

Must be one ghetto-ass school.

karmaslave 5

Sunday 10 October 2010 16:06

Were you wearing them?

Comments

AliaAlM 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 18:12

Ewwww that is disgusting!!!!!

redrovaa 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 18:38

She's in Arizona and the other girl is in New Jersey..come on people. It's October, everyone is having Homecomings :P

lovestrong 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 19:40

I live in Texas, and I'm in the marching band, and we have marching contests every Saturday in October lol. Useless information, but oh well. :)

stephy228 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 18:54

that's one of the most horrific things EVER

arieshoe 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 19:24

Well YDI for being in the marching band, NERD! then again FYL too, roaches are my biggest fear, if this happened to me I would probably have to have therapy.

PandaPandamoneum 0

Monday 13 February 2012 5:57

I see some people have been drinking that hateraide

JoSmokes 10

Sunday 10 October 2010 19:51

We used to have to change in the bus with all they guys (im a girl). It was hot, sweaty, tight, and we always had to protect ourselves from surprise butt sex.

justsayfuck 5

Sunday 10 October 2010 20:25

Sure.

Swimmer248 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 23:17

I'm sure that happened.

xStiina 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 19:56

that's gross...

sammiewashere 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 20:05

thats really gross.. i dont know what i wouldve done if that happened to me..

suprmidgt 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 20:20

agreed #2 skinny jeans are the worst fashion statement since buffalo bill's human skin coats. really they look that bad and worse on boys (I'd call them men but no self respecting man would wear them)

chili10 18

Sunday 10 October 2010 20:21

people like you piss me off. not everybody in band is a nerd. they are just normal people with a passion and a talent for music. being in marching band was one of the funnest times of my life. RIALTO DRUMLINE! =P