Night visitor

By Anonymous - 08/11/2021 14:00 - New Zealand

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to go pee. While in the bathroom, I felt something move inside my shirt but just ignored it, thinking it was my shirt brushing on something. Something moved again. I ripped my shirt off to reveal a massive cockroach inside my shirt. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Poor roaches. Why do we hate them so much? I admit, I get a visceral reaction to them when they surprise me and I squish 'em with extreme prejudice. It doesn't make sense. Mosquitoes, ticks and some spiders are actually dangerous. Roaches are just ugly.

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Well you’re from Nee Zealand so it kind of checks out

Poor roaches. Why do we hate them so much? I admit, I get a visceral reaction to them when they surprise me and I squish 'em with extreme prejudice. It doesn't make sense. Mosquitoes, ticks and some spiders are actually dangerous. Roaches are just ugly.